Filed by Nikole Dugger
Well, its official. Iran has enriched uranium and is well on the way to powering nuclear plants. I feel safe.
Additionally, climbing gas prices are set to be a summertime staple. Being the determined populous that we are, such a minor detail isnt expected to deter American travel.
How could anyone ever accuse us of not getting it?
That being said, today is a half-day for Webgirl, and though the fine folks at my banking establishment would cringe at a quick glance in the direction of my available balance, Im off for a leisurely afternoon at various retail establishments.
Isnt it my right to be young and reckless?
I mean, its not as if were at war or anything.
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