Filed by M. Trevor Higgins
A big night for Tennessee at the Oscars last night with wins by Reese Witherspoon, Three 6 Mafia, Robert Altman (director of Nashville) and a performance by Dolly Parton, who proclaimed she made it From Dollywood to Hollywood.
The most disappointing moment of the night, however, was Morgan Freeman flubbing demonstrative during a presentation. Im now reconsidering him as narrator of my life story, leaving an opening for Kiefer Sutherland to take the job.
And just so everyone knows: Academy Awards preshow hosts are some of the least talented people on television, right up there with The War at Home staff writers and Tony Danza.
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