Filed by Nikole Dugger
During last nights selection show, the team that set the bar became ticked off, and the nations best got hosed.
Welcome to the Womens NCAA Tournament, where the two teams with the highest RPI are set to play each other before the Final Four. Why is it so hard for people to take the game seriously?
In other news, Pat Robertson clearly enjoys the sound of his own voice. Remember when Falwell just targeted Teletubbies?
Civil war could be brewing in Iraq.
The Chernobyl accident may have nuked Ukrainians two decades ago, but the effects still haunt British sheep.
And, Miss Deaf Texas was hit by a train.
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