Filed by Steve Barrett
"Ace is the place with the helpful hardware ... folks."
So goes the feminist grievance-adjusted Ace Hardware jingle these days.
Even the popular leftist blog site Daily Kos, which terms Howard Dean a "centrist," calls the revised jingle "clunky and wrong" and asks, "What’s next ... 'Hey Culligan Person'??"
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