published Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

Tiger Woods Collection

about Clay Bennett...

The son of a career army officer, Bennett led a nomadic life, attending ten different schools before graduating in 1980 from the University of North Alabama with degrees in Art and History. After brief stints as a staff artist at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and the Fayetteville (NC) Times, he went on to serve as the editorial cartoonist for the St. Petersburg Times (1981-1994) and The Christian Science Monitor (1997-2007), before joining the staff of the ...

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SeaSmokie59er said...

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

December 8, 2009 at 12:19 a.m.
nucanuck said...

I want our old Tiger back.

December 8, 2009 at 1:04 a.m.
woody said...

Strange..whenever I used to hear Tiger's name all I could think about was the very first story about him aired on "60 Minutes." Here was this little boy, about as tall as the clubs he was wielding, hitting various golf balls with amazing accuracy. Now all we hear is about all of these women coming forward telling of liaison after liaison.

My, my, how times have changed. And not for the better. Oh well.

Merry Christmas, Woody

December 8, 2009 at 6:08 a.m.
EaTn said...

Being a star that people literally worship has been the downfall of many. If nothing else comes of this, at least the pro golf will stop being Tiger and everybody else. Hopefully it will the competitive game that everyone enjoys watching. And for Tiger, maybe his next fortune may be made it writing a book on his experiences.

December 8, 2009 at 6:40 a.m.
maj said...

I always found Tiger to be very arrogant, but he at least seemed like someone who was straight-laced and a good family man. This goes to show that no one ever knows what goes on behind closed doors and that we place too much importance on celebrities. Many people looked up to him for his golf skills, and I'm sure they still do, but ethics and morals are much more important... he is surely lacking those, so he's no hero to me. I feel genuinely sorry for his wife and children. What a disappointment.

Funny cartoon, by the way!

December 8, 2009 at 8:24 a.m.
InspectorBucket said...

A second issue of cartoons makes it clear.

What happened, or what did not happen, or what may have happened, or what will soon happen with Tiger Woods impacts our lives in a profound, lasting way.

It is a good thing that we are all keeping abreast of these most pressing matters.

After all, we could be wasting our time following what does or does not happen at the Copenhagen entertainments, or tracking the various hi-jinks of the Salahis or the Palin Clan or Al Gore, Crusading Globalist.

Meanwhile, the Hubble is showing the signature of certain wondrous things that happened 600 million years after the birth of the universe.

Elsewhere on this third stone from Old Sol, bombers in Baghdad and Pakistan are giving additional evidence of humankind's profound sense of awe and appreciation.

News Release Number: STScI-2009-31 Hubble's Deepest View of Universe Unveils Never-Before-Seen Galaxies

Car Bombs Kill Over 100, Wound More than 400 in Baghdad Edward Yeranian | VOA | Cairo 08 December 2009

Bomb Blasts Across Pakistan Kill More Than 70 Since Monday Reports say one damaged building belongs to the country's main spy agency, Inter-Services Intelligence. Sean Maroney | VOA | Islamabad 08 December 2009

Copenhagen climate summit in disarray after 'Danish text' leak Developing countries react furiously to leaked draft agreement that would hand more power to rich nations, sideline the UN's negotiating role and abandon the Kyoto protocol John Vidal in Copenhagen, Tuesday 8 December 2009 14.09 GMT

Palin's Pals Sarah Palin's brand of populism is dangerous and deceptive. By Christopher Hitchens Posted SLATE Monday, Dec. 7, 2009, at 12:17 PM ET

What price the courageous frontier huntress now-—an empty-headed echo chamber for rumor-mongers and freaks who shoots from ambush and then runs away?

December 8, 2009 at 12:39 p.m.
EaTn said...

Walden- this report turns the Tiger Woods episode into an Obama episode- funny how the right-wingers can turn any situation (try) to make the opposition look bad. The American Thinker is appropriate because many of the right-wingers depend on others to do their thinking for them, otherwise they would not buy the garbage.

December 8, 2009 at 4:12 p.m.
Oz said...

funny how the right-wingers can turn any situation (try) to make the opposition look bad.........Kind of like the left with Sarah Palin.

December 8, 2009 at 10:13 p.m.
rolando said...

Here is a sobering thought; had the press given the Woods' even a modicum of privacy, they just might have gotten their marriage back on a solid footing...just maybe.

As it is, with all the attention -- including this thread -- it is a no-go. No Mulligans allowed now. They don't have a chance.

I keep seeing those photos of Tiger's beautiful, soon-to-be-divided, open-air $2.4M house that golf built...

December 8, 2009 at 10:53 p.m.
InspectorBucket said...

I second Rolando's motion--let Tiger Woods play the fool in his own house.

December 9, 2009 at 1:33 a.m.
eeeeeek said...

"Hey Tiger! How are all those women?"

"They'rrrrrrrrrre Grrrrrrrrrrrreat!"

December 11, 2009 at 9:26 p.m.
rolando said...

Yes, Inspector, what goes on in the privacy of the bedroom is their own business, right?

Sounds familiar, somehow...

December 11, 2009 at 10:58 p.m.
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