WONDER HOW many elderly people could have had food and medicine with the money NASA spent to crash into the moon twice?

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE awarded on same day we bomb the moon.

HEY NOBEL nitwits: I, too, am not George W. Bush. Please mail me my peace prize.

THE PEACE PRIZE was not as much about Obama as it was about the former regime. Let’s work together to rebuild our country.

WOULD CONSOLIDATION of local government services save as much money as did consolidation of the school systems?

I PREFER A few kindly acts quietly done to a lot of religious protestation loudly done. Seems to me the latter do “protest too much.”

YOU KNOW WE could all live in Utopia if everyone would just follow the simple principle of “Love Thy Neighbor as Thy Self.”

POLAR OPPOSITES at UTC: one destructional speaker, Ann Coulter; one inspirational speaker, Marlee Matlin. Would you rather be filled with hate or inspired?

RUSH LIMBAUGH wants to buy the Rams football team. Millions of people believe his fairytales; maybe he can convince the Rams they can win.

THE STATE IS going to pave VW’s parking lot but doesn’t have money to fix our roads! We know our place in the “paving” order!

SINCE THERE is a surplus of natural gas in the U.S., why did Chattanooga Gas Co. increase my monthly budget bill by $34?

OBESITY IN Tennessee is becoming a very HUGE problem, just look around!