Rants

So KEELE MAYNOR (cancer scam) just had “the need to be loved.” Three years in a women’s prison should take care of that!

HOW COME if a congressman lies to us it’s just politics, but if we lie to Congress it is a felony?

A BACHELOR’S degree. A law degree. No criminal record. Been unemployed for 11 months and had only one job interview. The “Great Recession” is over?

THE ECONOMY’S so bad, my guardian angel got laid off!

MATCHING SHIRT and earrings, fashion glasses, acrylic nails and baubles, costly. Getting kicked out of Section 8 housing for assaulting a CHA officer, priceless.

OVERHEARD WHILE giving out free U.S. Constitutions at Pops in the Park : A woman replied, “No Thanks, I’m a Democrat!”

APPARENTLY ZACH Wamp’s “20/20 Vision” does not help him see the “d” in kindergarten.

SO HASLAM is a member of the NRA and doesn’t own a weapon? Shameless pandering?

AM I THE only one who feels like Mayor Littlefield is acting like a used car salesman? My intelligence is insulted!

ONE 19-YEAR-OLD is offered millions to play in the NBA; another 19-year-old loses his legs in Afghanistan.