Rants

KNOXVILLE NEWS Sentinel, want to see a good newspaper? Check out the Chattanooga Times Free Press.

GOVERNMENT OF the Knowles family, by the Knowles family and for the Knowles family. Is that what Lincoln really had in mind for Hamilton County?

EVER GET the feeling it's the Democrats and Republicans vs. Americans?

ROBIN SMITH thinks more about herself than she does the Republican Party. She was looking forward to her coronation.

YOU WANT TO do something really exciting in your life? Decide for yourself if "John 3:16" is a conservative or liberal statement!

IF WE LEARNED anything from 9/11, it's that the top floors of skyscrapers need to be housed by the ACLU.

THE OTHER DAY I told my wife that we were as lucky as we could be, by not being famous.

GOT CHEWED out for using the handicapped stall. Guy says, "Wadda you 'tink those handrails are for?" I say, "I dunno, earthquakes?"

PUT YOUR LEAF pile in front of your own house, not as close as possible to the property line where they become my problem.

IF THE GIRL Scouts do not support the U.S.A. worker and purchase uniforms from overseas, why should we support their cookies?

NEW EDITOR'S kibosh on church info and curt reply to my inquiry on Monday crossword has me searching for a new paper!

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