published Thursday, July 28th, 2011

5 at 10: Sports stories that won't go away

Hope this finds you well. As you read this, the 5-at-10 is hiking high above sea level in the greater Montana mountains. This joint is a way up here now. Think Rock City on triple-dose PED cocktail mixed by Barry Bonds, Lance Armstrong and Roger Clemens. So it goes. Here’s today’s mini-5-at-10:

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    This March 6, 2008, file photo shows Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre pausing as he cries during a news conference announcing that he was officially retiring from football, at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wis. (AP Photo/Shawano Leader, Cory Dellenbach, File)

Five sports stories/characters that if we never hear from them again it will be OK by us:

— Brett Favre coming out of retirement

— Steroids in general and steroids and Lance and Barry and Clemens in particular

— The Dodgers and the McCourts’ divorce

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    Mixed martial arts fighter and former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. (AP Photo/Fight Entertainment Group/Dynamite USA!!, Bob Riha Jr.)

— Any sports story that includes the phrase “labor unrest” in the first three sentences

— MMA (kidding, EC, kidding. Really.) Let’s go with paying NCAA athletes.

about Jay Greeson...

Jay was named the Sports Editor of the Times Free Press in 2003 and started with the newspaper in May 2002 as the Deputy Sports Editor. He was born and raised in Smyrna, Ga., and graduated from Auburn University before starting his newspaper career in 1997 with the Newnan (Ga.) Times Herald. Stops in Clayton and Henry counties in Georgia and two years as the Sports Editor of the Marietta (Ga.) Daily Journal preceded Jay’s ...

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patrickd said...

I'm sorry to bypass the subject at hand but Alabama, who is down to 3 scholarship running back, informed ledge jumping Tide fans that Trent Richardson's backup tore his pectoral muscle and will miss anywhere from a few games to the whole season... leaving only 2 running backs on the team.

Okay, here I go, jump and make the pain go away. Jump and make the pain go away. AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h .......... ... .... (splat)

July 28, 2011 at 10:12 a.m.
Eustice_Chase said...

Lovely picture of the former Minnesota Golden Gopher NCAA National Champion, Former WWE superstar and current Top 5 MMA Heavyweight...Brock Lesnar...who likes to celebrate victories..by climbing on top of his wife...interesting choice of words I must say...

Enjoy the Big Sky and say hello to Ted Turner for me...Will you ?...Thanks!

P-Davi...I feel your pain...IM hearing the Reggie Bush has some eligibility left and hes thinking of making an NCAA comeback if the Dolphins dont sign him to a huge deal....

So the Patriots signed Albert Haynesworth... and wow...I really dont like anyones chances against the Pats with a motivated Haynesworth on D.... and I hate saying that because I hate the Pats almost as much as I hate the...Phillies (spit) just saying that word leaves an awful taste in my mouth...

July 28, 2011 at 10:30 a.m.
patrickd said...

EC, I'll be honest with you, around week 4 if things aren't going well, I'd take Reggie and the baggage.

July 28, 2011 at 10:35 a.m.
BIspy4 said...

Now the last vacation I took involved some hiking in the Canadian Rockies.

But the image of the Cinq au Dix hiking ... in the mountains ... Yeah, I got nothin'. Enjoy it, big man.

July 28, 2011 at 10:46 a.m.
Eustice_Chase said...

P-Davi If Saban Doesnt Have a Heisman Candidate this year...He will be on the Hot Seat in Tuscaloosa...there is no debating that....

July 28, 2011 at 10:51 a.m.
patrickd said...

(pdavi is peeling himself off the sidewalk long enough to respond with every day Bama homerism.)

That's a good point, EC, but I tell you this. It's looking a lot like Trent Richardson just went from 20 carries a game to 30-35 carries a game. If, yes I said IF, he can stay healthy, he may very well give Saban his Heisman candidate.

200 extra carries for a healthy Trent Richardson could lap the field.

July 28, 2011 at 10:58 a.m.
bigbearzzz said...

i just wanna say that Montanna is one of those places that i dream of retiring too. I know, some dream of the beach, I however, dream of the outdoors. I can begin to put into words how jealous i am of you Cinco right at this moment. Give me the mountain air, a cool trout filled mtn stream and a fly rod and im set for life....Not to mention the INCREDIBLE hunting opportunities up there!! UGH!!!

July 28, 2011 at 11:02 a.m.
Eustice_Chase said...

A Healthy Trent Richardson, I feel, is better than any Mark Ingram...only time will tell..But I believe the Tides Success lies upon the shoulders of a Healthy Trent Richardson...and the man has shoulders big enough to carry the burden...

July 28, 2011 at 11:08 a.m.
patrickd said...

By the way, EC, I was at Hooters last night for all-you-can-eat wings night, I just love their cokes there, and saw they're promoting the Ortiz fight. You down for wings on fight night?

July 28, 2011 at 11:22 a.m.
eastridge8 said...

bigbearzzz...not to mention the SNOW and BEARS along that mountain stream!!....

I agree...UGH!

July 28, 2011 at 11:25 a.m.
bigbearzzz said...

And for the record...i dont think Alabama is in half the debacle that UGA is in concerning their backfield. At least yall dont have a converted linebacker running the ball for you yet...Bama will be just fine and how is it even possible that Saban is in the Hot Seat debate after what he's done with that program?! You Bama fans are have some serious coaching issues...no really...

July 28, 2011 at 11:26 a.m.
patrickd said...

I don't think Saban's in the hot seat, but what do I know I don't think Richt is either.

July 28, 2011 at 11:34 a.m.
bigbearzzz said...

Richt's closer than Saban...and yes E8...forgot about the snow and non 100 degree weather and all my relatives up there i havent seen in years....sigh...i miss them guys.

July 28, 2011 at 11:47 a.m.
bigbearzzz said...

On a more somber note...the tearing down of Chamberlain Field started today....gonna miss that ol place. Being a UTC Band Ulumni i played many a times on that field. I saw TO play on that field.......on second thought....yeat tear it down.

July 28, 2011 at 12:30 p.m.
Eustice_Chase said...

I have one memory of Chamberlin Field...The UTC Pink Symposium...which was held about 1 to 2 years ago...it was an effort by the Local Susan G Komen foundation to construct the Worlds Largest Breast Cancer Ribbon with people...i dont think we were successful..but it was fun none the less....i have to say that the above pictures of Brock Lesnar and Bret Favre...they are positioned almost perfectly for it seem like Brock Lesnar is looking at Bret with..." I really hope hes serious otherwise IM gonna KO him" good work!

July 28, 2011 at 12:48 p.m.
patrickd said...

Hey bigbearzzz, how about those UGA Nike pro-combat uniforms.

Click here and vomit

July 28, 2011 at 1:01 p.m.
Livn4life said...

Chicago and Montana can keep the Bears. Be safe Greese!

July 28, 2011 at 3:04 p.m.
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