published Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Rants

YOU GO, Clay Bennett! They only get mad because they know you're right!

CLAY BENNETT comes from the planet "Truth and Logic." If you disagree with truth and logic, I assume you belong to the GOP.

THINK GOVERNMENT is too big? Great! Put your mom in an unlicensed nursing home, drink untreated water and eat uninspected meat.

TO THE WRITER who complained about voter ID laws being overturned: Those laws were passed by legislatures, not voters! Have a clue.

IOWA'S POPULATION doesn't represent a cross-section of America, so how come they get first crack at who should be president? Ridiculous.

I BELIEVE I've made my squirrels Democrats. Since I've been feeding them, they've quit foraging for food!

CREATE LAWS to include gang activity as racketeering. Use RICO laws against them. Flashing signs and tattoos give them away.

ON MAYOR RON'S visit to Germany, he offered expert advice on how to have a clean, crime-free city with fine streets!

WHEN YOUR power bill doubles in a few years, you can thank the president and the Democrats for shutting down the coal power plants.

TVA, KEEP your H3 out my H2O!

HOORAH! HOORAH! Great! Our electric bills will go down $3.52 a month. That will almost buy a half gallon of milk!

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Livn4life said...

Using Clay Bennett and Right in the same sentence is way beyond laughable!

January 8, 2012 at 9:44 p.m.
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