published Thursday, November 1st, 2012

Ron White brings tour to Tivoli

IF YOU GO

* What: Comedian Ron White on Moral Compass Tour.

* When: 7 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 4.

* Where: Tivoli Theatre, 709 Broad St.

* Admission: $44.75-$54.75 (plus fees).

* Phone: 757-5050.

* Website: www.ChattanoogaOnStage.com.

Let's face it, politically correct Ron White ain't.

To wit:

* "In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back."

* "People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."

* "If you're ever walking down the beach and you see a girl dressed in a bikini made out of seashells, and you pick her up and hold her to your ear, you can hear her scream."

The cigar-smoking, scotch-drinking comedian best known for his part in the Blue Collar Comedy tours will bring his Moral Compass tour to the Tivoli Theatre on Sunday, Nov. 4.

A storyteller from way back, his routines are drawn from his life, from his youth in a small town in Texas and through the twists and turns that have made him one of the most successful funnymen in America.

White, also known as "Tater Salad," is a certified platinum-selling artist, having sold more than 10 million No. 1 albums. In addition, White's three Comedy Central stand-up specials are the three top-rated specials in Comedy Central history.

The show is suggested for mature audiences.

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