Lethal Injection

Cue the wingnuts, mewling in 3, 2, 1...

Just have Obama issue an executive order declaring him dead.

But of course. Those on death row are nothing but dogs, so why not put them down like dogs, with Pentobarbital.

I don't think the drug has been tested on humans enough to consider it a viable alternative.

Bennett thinks he lives in a state of fools? Might I suggest he pack his bags and go where he can have a big love fest with a bunch of like minded liberals? Lord I get sick of seeing this idiot's drivel!

Maybe Clay would like to volunteer to be executioner, by Bula Bula.

All I can say is, it is about *&%^^% time someone is talking about impeaching Obama...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/01/14/gop-rep-threatens-impeachment-if-obama-goes-around-congress-to-enact-gun-control/

BigRidgePatriot said...

All I can say is, it is about *&%^^% time someone is talking about impeaching Obama...

Where the hell have you been? Talk of impeachment started before his 1st inauguration!

BRP wrote: "All I can say is, it is about *&%^^% time someone is talking about impeaching Obama..."

Threats of impeachment is as far as it will go and a bill introduced by a Republican Freshman Congressman from Texas is about to garner as much attention as a mouse squeaking to be heard above the bark of a German Shepherd.

Those of you who love possessing their assault weapons and the freedom to own guns without regulation and restrictions in place are about to be highly disappointed, I fear.

The "liberal" media is not letting it die. A full court press is ongoing.

If by chance Congress acts responsibly and they decide not to bow to the wishes of the NRA, are you going to be any less upset?

BRP wrote: "Bennett thinks he lives in a state of fools? Might I suggest he pack his bags and go where he can have a big love fest with a bunch of like minded liberals? Lord I get sick of seeing this idiot's drivel!"

Yet you tune in every day to see it...

"Maybe Clay would like to volunteer to be executioner, by Bula Bula."

Clearly you are not on top of what this one is all about.

I know how to resolve this issue of executing people sentenced to death that the liberals would love. They could execute them the same way unborn babies are executed by snipping what provides them life like the carotid arteries or aorta. Surely the liberals would not argue with this and sound like hypocrites.

or crushing their heads with forceps.

joneses,

"They could execute them the same way unborn babies are executed by snipping what provides them life like the carotid arteries or aorta."

That's actually illegal under the partial-birth abortion ban.

"Surely the liberals would not argue with this and sound like hypocrites."

Surely you would actually do research before your spewed your ignorance here.

Also, how do you, as a pro-lifer, differentiate between a death row inmate and a fetus? You're just pro-fetus life, correct? Once they get out of the wound you stop caring, correct? Give them a gun and set them on their way.

womb, dolt, womb

Rebus_Jack_Troll_Dennis,

"or crushing their heads with forceps."

Nope. You should really read up on current abortion techniques.

Joneses and Rebus are a under-informed to the subject of this cartoon too.

Here's a little help...

http://www.jdsupra.com/legalnews/tennessee-is-considering-using-pentobarb-66730/

Pretty clever toon btw.The idea of letting death-row inmates smoke themselves to death.It might actually work faster than waiting for the appeals process. (Maybe if they gave 'em some heroin??)

for EASY: Kaplan Law closed today?

Rebus_Jack_Troll_Dennis,

"for EASY: Kaplan Law closed today?"

I wouldn't know.

Same joke book for today? Take your Geritol and get some new material.

"Wound"? Could that be a Freudian slip? THAT would explain a lot!

When obama campaigned for his first term as president he said he would cut the debt in half meaning he would bring the debt to 5 trillion dollars. America gave him the House, Senate and the White House to accomplish what he said he was going to do. He has not cut the debt in half but has added well over 6 trillion dollars and is on his way to doubling the debt. Obama has made fools out of all you liberals who put him in office.

Alprova,

Thanks for clarifying that. But please inform us how you liberals like to see unborn babies killed

"Could that be a Freudian slip!"

Or it could just be auto-correct.

joneses,

"America gave him the House, Senate and the White House to accomplish what he said he was going to do."

False.

"Obama has made fools out of all you liberals who put him in office."

Nope. You're just a sore loser.

"But please inform us how you liberals like to see unborn babies killed"

Preferably with an assault rifle. Extended magazine. 2nd Amendment! I need to protect myself from the potential rise of Imaginary Hitler. Could be your kid!

joneses wrote: "Alprova, Thanks for clarifying that. But please inform us how you liberals like to see unborn babies killed."

I'll be happy to, just as soon as you inform me to when you stopped beating your wife and kids.

I am surprised at this one because most liberals that I know are smokers. Obama, with that deep, distinctive, gravely voice that he has worked so hard on over the years to project, is the voice of a smoker. Also, Barry is either still smoking cigs, an Islamic vegetarian, or is on oxy or crack (with those big nostrils, cocaine is a possibility too) head, otherwise how does he stay so rail thin? Clay knows that here in Tennessee, we still have the HELL EXPRESS better known as old sparky...The Electric Chair. God Bless High Capacity Auto Assault Rifle Red State Tennessee!

Maximus,

"I am surprised at this one because most liberals that I know are smokers."

And?

"Obama, with that deep, distinctive, gravely voice that he has worked so hard on over the years to project, is the voice of a smoker."

Obama's voice isn't that deep and isn't gravely at all. The President is a former smoker.

"Also, Barry is either still smoking cigs, an Islamic vegetarian, or is on oxy or crack (with those big nostrils, cocaine is a possibility too) head, otherwise how does he stay so rail thin?"

I guess exercise, healthy eating, and genetics didn't play into your thinking. But I wouldn't expect anything less from you, our illogical jester.

"Clay knows that here in Tennessee, we still have the HELL EXPRESS better known as old sparky...The Electric Chair."

[Tennessee} Authorizes lethal injection for those whose capital offense occurred after December 31, 1998; those who committed the offense before that date may select electrocution by written waiver.

http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/methods-execution

I'm for letting them starve to death, a nice long painful death. Jack Moron your awfully grumpy today, is it time to change your depends or did you just forget to take your meds?

Easy says "Obama's voice isn't that deep and isn't gravely at all. The President is a former smoker."

pure conjecture You want to try again?

BRP, get help while there's still time.

Rebus_Jack_Troll_Dennis,

"pure conjecture You want to try again?"

You obviously don't know what conjecture is.

I've heard much deeper voices than President Obama's. And his voice doesn't meet the definition of gravely.

And he is a former smoker.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/244859-obamas-reason-to-stop-smoking-his-daughters

Would you like to try again, moron? Or do you enjoy having your foot wedged firmly in your pie hole? LMFAO!

With his OXY habit, how does El Rushbo remain so corpulent?

"God Bless High Capacity Auto Assault Rifle Red State Tennessee." - MaxiMouse

Indeed. Given Tennessee's ass-backwardness, I'm surprised that some legislator hasn't suggested using a firing squad of 3 or 4 shooters equipped with AR15s for our next form of capital punishment. Not only that, the executions could be held outside, with plenty of advance notice so that the gun lovers who love to hear things go boom and rat-a-tat-tat and see bodies riddled with bullets could all turn out and make a grand ol' time out of it. Vendors could sell hot food and cold beer, and Bocephus could show up and sing his usual rowdy country songs to get the crowd even more pumped up - maybe something along the lines of his old "Are You Ready for Some Football," only now it could be "Are You Ready for an Execution," sung to the same melody. Then there could be a gun show held immediately afterward, with special pricing on all assault weapons (no pesky anti-second-amendment background checks, of course - damn those liberals to hell!). Just think about it: the bad guy gets his due reward and goes out in grand style, the redneck crowd gets their rocks off seeing their favorite toys in action, cold beer on tap, and to top it all off, AR15s for everybody after the show, at rock-bottom prices. Now that would be an execution the whole country would take note of.

Yeah...only in high capacity auto assault rifle red state Tennessee.

alpo (registered republican)...I too would like to know answer to Joneses' question on how liberals think unborn babies should be killed.

alprova,

Apparently, the WingNuts have chosen you to speak on behalf of "liberals" everywhere. And those same WingNuts don't understand a loaded question when they ask it. I guess they didn't grasp your "beat your wife and kids" post.

Easychild. One thing to learn. Saying you're ramming someone's foot in there mouth is just talk. You remind me of a New Yorker in a debate. Loudest talker wins??? In your case, it's the most insulting rejoinder wins. (you think)...You're pitiful little fellow. Why aren't you in school? Or daycare? You have way too much time to live in Wiki and Google. Put on your little yellow raincoat and hat and take a walk.

Rebus_Jack_Troll_Dennis,

Let me break it down for you.

"One thing to learn. Saying you're ramming someone's foot in there mouth is just talk."

One thing to learn: I didn't say I was ramming your foot into your mouth. You put your foot in your own mouth. That's the phrase. "You put your foot in your mouth". Google it. It's not just talk. You said something stupid/incorrect and I proved you wrong. Also, it's "their", not "there".

"You remind me of a New Yorker in a debate. Loudest talker wins???"

Can you hear me? How many debates have you been in with New Yorkers anyway?

"In your case, it's the most insulting rejoinder wins. (you think)..."

I was pointing out your ignorance. If the shoe fits...

"You're pitiful little fellow."

Didn't you just chastise me for "insulting rejoinders"? Hypocrite.

"Why aren't you in school?"

Who says I'm not?

"Or daycare?"

"Insulting rejoinders". Hypocrite.

"You have way too much time to live in Wiki and Google."

You don't have time to do much of anything. Grim Reaper is coming for you. Still demonizing research, eh?

"Put on your little yellow raincoat and hat and take a walk."

I'll pass. You always seem to want me to leave. I'm not going to let up on you, sweetie.

You need to get out with real people little dolt. I'm guessing your fresh mouth is on the silent side when not hiding behind the keyboard of your Acer.

Rebus_Jack_Troll_Dennis,

"You need to get out with real people little dolt."

Look who's talking...from the confines of his own home, shanty, or retirement village.

"I'm guessing your fresh mouth is on the silent side when not hiding behind the keyboard of your Acer."

You're such a cyber badass! We all know what an intimidating figure you are, Jack...LMFAO! I'm sure your liver-spotted skin, navel-high trousers, pot belly, and decreased muscle tone would have me quivering in fear.

sTUpid,

"I would have thought you turned auto-correct off as you claim near infallible"

I never made that claim.

"(“Even as half a man, I would still be 14.2563 times the man you are.”)."

This doesn't support your own claim.

"I guess not as it appears your spelling and grammar are so F’n awful that even it can’t decipher what the hell you mean."

Apparently, everyone but you can "decipher" what I mean. Are you having trouble reading, sugarpie?

LittleEase: I've never claimed to be a bad-ass. Nor threatened anyone on here. You're the tall talking know it all. But I will stand on what I said about you being quiet as a church-mouse when confronted in person. That's the problem with your generation, sonny. No people skills, no in person interaction, no balls. I pity our future.

Rebus_Jack_Troll_Dennis,

"I've never claimed to be a bad-ass."

You're just trying to play one on TV: "I'm guessing your fresh mouth is on the silent side when not hiding behind the keyboard of your Acer."

"Nor threatened anyone on here."

No one said you did. But you were trying to act tough.

"You're the tall talking know it all."

How so? You're the one that demonizes research. I cite my sources. You're the one that claims to know everything.

"But I will stand on what I said about you being quiet as a church-mouse when confronted in person."

You'd be wrong, as usual. That premise would go against logic.

"That's the problem with your generation, sonny. No people skills, no in person interaction, no balls."

That's the problem with your generation, geezer. No logic skills, no common sense, no working balls. I'm sure your one-liners go over great during your "personal interaction". You do realize you post here just as much, if not more, than anyone else, right? LMFAO!

"I pity our future."

Good for you. That, coming from the same person that doesn't understand the phrase "you put your foot in your mouth". I think my odds are pretty good.

the little tyke says "How so? You're the one that demonizes research. I cite my sources. You're the one that claims to know everything."

*I've never seen anything researched by you...Wiki doesn't count as research, toddler.

JackyD? Is that you?

Why the change? What was wrong with being Jack??

This is all so confusing!!

dao1980: Do not be confused, my friend.

Dear Mr, Joneses,

Here’s how liberals kill unborn babies:

They have a dinner consultation with the unmarried pregnant whore. The liberals, being godless heathens that they are, dine on an Islamic vegetarian meal (Iranian nuclear weapon Hummus no doubt) while offering ‘Red Lobster’s Unlimited Shrimp Deal’ to the offending female. Offending female? Of course! Pregnancy outside the holy Barry Bonds of matrimony is, as Mr. Pope says in Vatican country, “Pretty Dammnn sinful.” Anyway, she has now voluntarily sinned AGAIN by eating shrimps - eating shrimps is a naughty thing by the way, comes from the bible too. As she has voluntarily sinned by having sex, and showing no remorse by eating ‘Red Lobster’s Unlimited Shrimp Deal’ there is only one righteous alternative. Wench Termination! Considering the fact that she has now committed two willful sins and the unborn has, by association, committed sin by the ingestion of ‘Red Lobster’s Unlimited Shrimp Deal’ it is a perfectly Christian like thing to do. AND, there just happens to be a bonus in it for conservatives. It keeps another welfare sucking, dirty smelly sinful liberal slutty female from trying to re-distribute the wealth of America’s ‘job creators’ and contaminating their 'voucher' schools with freeloading liberal street urchins.

From the bibles nutter verses, Joneses chapter 13.13 “Manfriend who sleeps with Joneses, want balls across noses.”

From the book of Lim, Chapter…I don’t remember – and I’m hungry. “Those who partake of the bones, shall not bogart it while in gods homes.”

Meke Leka High, Meka Hiney Ho. Long Live Jambe.

Oooh…I feel so dirty.

I hate to say it. And, as Bugs Bunny said, "I'm gonna hate myself in the morning", but tu_quoque is right. Her 9 steps are playing out as if scripted.

At this rate Bennett and TFP won't leave this toon up long.

patriot1 wrote: "I too would like to know answer to Joneses' question on how liberals think unborn babies should be killed."

I guess I need to spell it out for you.

Will you please name anyone who participates in this forum who has made it a point to state that they believe that unborn babies should be "killed?"

Once we establish who these people are that you believe are all for "killing" unborn babies, then we'll ask them what method they feel should be used to do it.

You Sir, are asking the wrong person. I do not believe in "killing" unborn babies. I, personally, have never been involved in the abortion of so much as one unborn baby.

patriot1 wrote: "I too would like to know answer to Joneses' question on how liberals think unborn babies should be killed."

I guess I need to spell it out for you.

Will you please name anyone who participates in this forum who has made it a point to state that they believe that unborn babies should be "killed?"

Once we establish who these people are that you believe are all for "killing" unborn babies, then we'll ask them what method they feel should be used to do it.

You Sir, are asking the wrong person. I do not believe in "killing" unborn babies. I, personally, have never been involved in the abortion of so much as one unborn baby.

Easy123 wrote: "Apparently, the WingNuts have chosen you to speak on behalf of "liberals" everywhere. And those same WingNuts don't understand a loaded question when they ask it. I guess they didn't grasp your "beat your wife and kids" post."

Whoosh....the sound of it going right over their heads.

Limric, my hat is off to you, especially for your proper use of the word "shrimps" in your diatribe.

That one was a masterpiece.

alpo (registered republican) You sir, supported on this forum a president who favored a law that would let a child die with no medical attention that had made it through the abortion process. Tomorrow this same person you supported who has no shame will surround himself with children as he tries to advance a leftist agenda. Going on the offensive and surrounding himself with small children for advantage kinda makes me think his Muslim side is showing again.

patriot1,

"a president who favored a law that would let a child die with no medical attention that had made it through the abortion process."

False. He opposed a loaded law that would make it mandatory to resuscitate a fetus born alive due to abortion.

http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/08/27/747511/gingrich-huckabee-obama-abortion/

"Tomorrow this same person you supported who has no shame will surround himself with children as he tries to advance a leftist agenda."

No shame, right?

http://s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20070926&t=2&i=1831622&w=460&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&r=2007-09-26T174652Z_01_N26238807_RTRUKOP_0_PICTURE0

"Going on the offensive and surrounding himself with small children for advantage kinda makes me think his Muslim side is showing again."

And you've now thoroughly discredited yourself.

patriot1 wrote: "You sir, supported on this forum a president who favored a law that would let a child die with no medical attention that had made it through the abortion process."

Is that a fact? When Sir, have I ever written one word of support for the abortion circumstance you describe? Never.

Further, my support for the President has nothing to do with his views on abortion. I, like he, do not desire to see abortion rights gutted. I believe that abortion should be a last resort, but an open option, to preserve the life of the mother, and available to victims of incest or rape.

I have no objection to the use of the "morning after pill" or any other measure used to prevent conception from taking place.

I make no judgment when it comes to any woman who makes a personal decision to abort a fetus VERY EARLY after becoming pregnant. I feel that is her decision to make. Make of that what you will.

I'm sure that when it comes to the candidates that you support, there are one or more issues that you find yourself disagreeing with, that they support, or visa-versa.

"Tomorrow this same person you supported who has no shame will surround himself with children as he tries to advance a leftist agenda. Going on the offensive and surrounding himself with small children for advantage kinda makes me think his Muslim side is showing again."

Gee...why not accuse him of being a pedophile? If you're going to demean the man, at least accuse him of something that would make more sense.

Rebus said... "Saying you're ramming someone's foot in there mouth is just talk."

their, dolt, their

From Comedy Central in New York:

"New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is signing a tough and sweeping new gun control bill into law late Tuesday."

Really!

"The bill limits magazines to seven bullets "

Wow, that ought to stop the mentally ill! But wait, according to the Connecticut state police the Sandy Hook shooter had several 30 round clips and changed them frequently firing HUNDREDS of rounds. He changed them frequently when they were still half full, video game style! I wonder where he got that idea? He shot many of the children 3 times!

"and bans semi-automatic rifles and handguns that have a "military-style feature," such as a bayonet lug."

How draconian! I guess LOOKS really can kill! At least that will stop all of those who prefer to kill at close range with a bayonet ( that is a knife attached to a rife, for close range killing when you are out of bullets for you Liberals who don't have a clue) because that has happened sooo many times.

"People who already own such guns are grandfathered in but must register them with the state."

Awesome!, that is sure to stop the mentally ill and criminals from stealing them from family members, break ins etc.

Let's see if Biden and Owebama can top that. The criminals are rolling with laughter while the mentally ill and the Liberals don't have a clue.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/ny-gov-cuomo-prepares-sign-tough-gun-bill-214040530.html

So it's o.k. to let a baby lie there and die if it is accidentally alive instead of being dead as planned by the abortionist ? We know Obama supports that and supported legislation in Illinois to that affect and none of the obastard half wits here have anything to say about that ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miSjgv1MH7s&sns=em

JonRoss,

"So it's o.k. to let a baby lie there and die if it is accidentally alive instead of being dead as planned by the abortionist ?"

Nope.

"We know Obama supports that and supported legislation in Illinois to that affect and none of the obastard half wits here have anything to say about that ?"

Wrong again.

http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/08/27/747511/gingrich-huckabee-obama-abortion/

You're a dense little fellow. Is there such thing as a "one-eighth-wit"? I think you'd qualify.

conservative,

"New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is signing a tough and sweeping new gun control bill into law late Tuesday."..."Let's see if Biden and Owebama can top that. The criminals are rolling with laughter while the mentally ill and the Liberals don't have a clue."

I thought true Conservatives advocated letting states decide and make their own choices sans the federal government...LMFAO! Guess not. Maybe that only applies to gay marriage, Obamacare/healthcare/Medicare, etc. and/or ideas that fit the WingNut agenda.

There is abundant proof that the welfare state, redistribution of wealth, regulation of individual lives by government, do not raise populations from poverty to prosperity, from misery to happiness. Could there be greater lessons in the fallacy of socialism, statism, collectivism – call it what you will – than the collapse of the Soviet Union, the ruin of Greece, the change to capitalism in China? Yet the Left clings to its formula of failure.

Why do liberals continue to pursue policies that not only keep people poor but make them poorer?

Because without underdogs they would have no cause. Without underdogs they would have no one to feel superior to. Since they cannot be unaware that their policies work against life, liberty. and the pursuit of happiness, the only conclusion to be drawn is that that is their whole idea: to keep the poor ever poor, ever dependent on government, so that – as Thomas Sowell says – they themselves may “look and feel good”.

joneses,

I'm going to have to report you to the Honor Council for plagiarism.

http://theatheistconservative.com/tag/liberalisms-need-for-underdogs/

From theatheistconservative.com, no less?

"Why do liberals continue to pursue policies that not only keep people poor but make them poorer?"

They don't.

So joneses, what,exactly, do YOU see as a solution to NOT making poor people poorer? Are you building people up every day? Helping them out of poverty? How so,if so?

easy you are showing all the mental signs of being a daddy brother. Your momma and brother will both be arrested once that is found out.

JonRoss,

"easy you are showing all the mental signs of being a daddy brother."

I take it back. "One-sixteenth-wit" is probably more suitable.

"Your momma and brother will both be arrested once that is found out."

Speaking from experience?

sleazy thinkprogress is a radical Progressive obamist organization. It promotes abortions and pedophilia.

JuanRoss,

"sleazy thinkprogress is a radical Progressive obamist organization. It promotes abortions and pedophilia."

Prove the link wrong. Proceed with being a moron until you do so.

This one too:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/did-obama-vote-to-deny-rights-to-infant-abortion-survivors/2012/09/07/9852895a-f87d-11e1-8398-0327ab83ab91_blog.html

Then this one:

http://www.thepoliticalguide.com/Profiles/President/US/Barack_Obama/Views/Abortion/

Of course you can always kill babies like God does. Ain't Jehovah just the lovingest old goat around? Why Jehovah's killed more people than Hitler, Stalin and Mao.

**God will punish women by aborting their fetus through a miscarriage.

“Give them, O LORD–what will You give? Give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts.” (Hosea 9:14)

God teaches the use of a bizarre ritual using cursed “bitter water” to abort a fetus who was conceived through infidelity. (Numbers 5:11-21)

God orders Moses to kill every Midianite woman who was no longer a virgin. (many of these women would obviously have been pregnant) (Numbers 31:15-18)

God promises to destroy the infants of Samaria and rip open the stomachs of pregnant women.

The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open. (Hosea 13:16)

God allows the pregnant women of Tappuah to be ripped open.

At that time Menahem, starting out from Tirzah, attacked Tiphsah and everyone in the city and its vicinity, because they refused to open their gates. He sacked Tiphsah and ripped open all the pregnant women. (2 Kings 15:16)

God commands the killing of infants and nursing babies.

Now go and attack Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and do not spare them. But kill both man and woman, infant and nursing child, ox and sheep, camel and donkey. (1 Samuel 15:3)

God repays your enemies by destroying their babies.

Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us. He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks. (Psalms 137:8-9) (the above by Daniel Florien)**

Nothing like a pair of old fart imaginary deities to bring death to humanity and call it love. So praise Jesus and Jehovah, the Dynamic Duo of Death.

An alternative method of execution ? How about stabbing the convict in the back of the neck, right below the skull, and sever the spine ? And it certainly can not be considered cruel and unusual since that is one of the preferred methods of dispatching unborn babies in the country.

JonRoss,

No, it isn't. Suction aspiration is the preferred method.

You're willfully obtuse.

I'd love to see conservative tackle the above examples of scripture, one by one, and make a good case why abortion and/or murdering of children is prohibited by the Bible.

joneses said...But please inform us how you liberals like to see unborn babies killed.

Joneses - my preference would be an absolute end of all unintended conceptions. Improved sex education and increased availability of and access to contraception would be good places to start.