published Sunday, June 29th, 2014


about Clay Bennett...

The son of a career army officer, Bennett led a nomadic life, attending ten different schools before graduating in 1980 from the University of North Alabama with degrees in Art and History. After brief stints as a staff artist at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and the Fayetteville (NC) Times, he went on to serve as the editorial cartoonist for the St. Petersburg Times (1981-1994) and The Christian Science Monitor (1997-2007), before joining the staff of the ...

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Why, isn't that just lovely and heartwarming, and perfectly timed again for Sunday.

Good link, Jack.

June 29, 2014 at 6:47 a.m.
Plato said...

I agree with the message in Jack's link also.

Securing our country's boarders should be a top priority issue. But somehow I doubt John Boehner will get off his a$$ and put a comprehensive immigration reform bill on the table that includes robust boarder security measures. The president has already doubled the number of boarder patrol agents on the southwest boarder during his term, but if he did more, than he would risk being sued by Boehner again for "overreaching his executive authority".

A bill like the one Republcian Senator Marco Rubio floated in the Senate could be brought to the House Floor tomorrow and it would have enough votes to pass. Then we could proceed to secure the boarders like the majority of us want to see done.

June 29, 2014 at 8 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Plato, Boehner's lawsuit is as hollow as Easy's head. Will amount to nothing.

June 29, 2014 at 8:43 a.m.
Easy123 said...

It would seem that I'm in your head, TheJackOff. Your wit is as limp as your member.

You're calling for impeachment, yet Boehner's lawsuit is "hollow"? That isn't exactly congruent with the bullsh!t you've previously spouted here. Are your calls for impeachment "hollow" as well?

Still waiting on you to name those African emperors.

June 29, 2014 at 8:50 a.m.

I don't understand what a lawsuit would do. Boehner just says things to give the token appearance of opposition. If he was really concerned about the borders, and the catastrophe that it is, then he would take action and not just talk.

BO, the Dems, and the GOP have enabled this border mess. They all want the same thing, more power and more votes. We need the military on the border. Screw the middle east and their insanity. Our border should be our primary concern. We have a huge border and we use border patrol. Small countries even use the military on their borders, why can't we?

They don't give a damn about US citizens, which should be their primary concern..they serve us.

June 29, 2014 at 9:22 a.m.

How do you know how "limp" Jack's member is, easy?

June 29, 2014 at 9:24 a.m.
Easy123 said...


"How do you know how "limp" Jack's member is, easy?"

(Age/Time Spent Whining on Clay Bennett Cartoon) Squared

There are some other variables that can be included, but that equation covers it. If you had a penis, you'd be right up there with TheJackOff in that particular category.

June 29, 2014 at 9:40 a.m.
Easy123 said...


"Small countries even use the military on their borders, why can't we?"

That's because it's easier to patrol the borders of small countries. Their borders are smaller, moron. And most countries don't have the same problem the US does with the borders. I don't see too many people clamoring to get into Guatemala.

The United States has enough funds to have people for the sole purpose of border patrol. Other countries don't. That's why they have to use the military.

It's ridiculous how dumb you are. Completely insane.

June 29, 2014 at 9:46 a.m.
GaussianInteger said...

"Why, isn't that just lovely and heartwarming, and perfectly timed again for Sunday."

And isn't it "perfectly timed again for Sunday" for the tolerant, loving Christians to display their lack of tolerance and love...

June 29, 2014 at 9:46 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

What intolerance, Gassy? Wanting secure borders is intolerance? Is that your point?

June 29, 2014 at 9:59 a.m.

Once again, why don't we use the military? We have a problem because we've neglected it. This is 2014 we have the sophistication and ability to keep this from happening. Pull out of the middle east, stop wasting money and lives there, and focus on here. Problem solved.

Now BO wants $100 billion to help train Syrian rebels. Here we go again.

As a Christian I don't think I'm any better than anyone else. We're all sinners. Nobody is stopping "gays" or anyone else from doing what they want. I don't care what they do in their private lives, it's none of my business. They have the same freedom, same freedom of choice, that I do. But, the constant in-your-face agenda and condemning those who don't consider it to be normal is not ok. Clay repeatedly has "gay" themed cartoons on Sunday, and even one on Easter weekend, in order to anger Christians. At least he thinks so. What you libs don't understand is that the vast of majority of Christians don't care what you do in your own life, they have their own issues. Nobody is prefect.

To many Christians it's a sin, and they're entitled to their opinion.

If you have a beef with a religion that will torture or kill "gays", then turn your attention to Islam.

June 29, 2014 at 10:08 a.m.
Easy123 said...


"But, the constant in-your-face agenda and condemning those who don't consider it to be normal is not ok."

What "in-your-face agenda? Do they not have the right to do what they want? If you don't want to see Michael Sam kiss his boyfriend, turn off the television. If that bothers you, that's YOUR problem. They also have the right to condemn your bigotry.

I don't see any gays making laws against heterosexuals. I don't see any gays keeping heterosexuals from marrying. I don't see any gays holding up signs and protesting against heterosexuals. I don't see any gays condemning others to Hell for their "sins".

Your feigned indignation is laughable. You and your ilk are on the wrong side of history regarding gay marriage, just as you have been on every major social issue.

"Clay repeatedly has "gay" themed cartoons on Sunday, and even one on Easter weekend, in order to anger Christians."

He's a cartoonist. He gets paid to incite emotion.

" At least he thinks so."

There is no "thinking" involved. It's a fact with as many butt-hurt posters that visit here on a daily basis. You can act like a newspaper cartoonist isn't getting the best of you, but he is.

"To many Christians it's a sin, and they're entitled to their opinion."

And everyone else is entitled to call you a bigot and a homophobe. They also reserve the right to make fun of your archaic beliefs mercilessly.

June 29, 2014 at 10:17 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Easy seems hung-up on the term butt-hurt. Hmmm, open to interpretation I think.

June 29, 2014 at 10:20 a.m.
Easy123 said...


"Once again, why don't we use the military?"

Once again, the United States has enough funds to have people for the sole purpose of border patrol. Other countries don't. That's why they have to use the military. There is no reason to use the military. We aren't being invaded by the Mexican army.

"We have a problem because we've neglected it."

Bullsh!t. We're deporting illegal immigrants at a record pace, while Republicans obstruct any proposed immigration bills. YOU have neglected it.

"This is 2014 we have the sophistication and ability to keep this from happening. Pull out of the middle east, stop wasting money and lives there, and focus on here. Problem solved."

Are you insane? So we just line up the US military along the border and do what? Shoot people? That is what a child would propose to stop people from crossing the border. It doesn't solve any problems.

June 29, 2014 at 10:22 a.m.
Easy123 said...


"Easy seems hung-up on the term butt-hurt. Hmmm, open to interpretation I think."

I used the term once. That's "hung-up", hmmm? Try again, dipsh!t.

You must be butt-hurt.

June 29, 2014 at 10:23 a.m.

The fact that our border is long is precisely why we need the military to protect it. Especially now with Islamic terrorism.

easy, i'll just tell you what your mommy and daddy tell you to do nearly everyday, a few times a day, oh, shut up! That and go to take a shower, you stink.

June 29, 2014 at 10:34 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

For the sake of others on here, I will refrain from ripostes to your sophomoric BS.

June 29, 2014 at 10:36 a.m.
Easy123 said...


"The fact that our border is long is precisely why we need the military to protect it. Especially now with Islamic terrorism."

It wouldn't work, nor will it ever be an option. Get over it.

Islamic terrorism is not new. The 9/11 hijackers flew here from their countries on a tourist visa. Why would Islamic terrorist risk getting caught going across the border when they can just fly here?

"easy, i'll just tell you what your mommy and daddy tell you to do nearly everyday, a few times a day, oh, shut up! That and go to take a shower, you stink."

Whatever you say, dickless. Didn't your mommy tell you I was your daddy? I'll take a shower. Your Mommy needs help shaving her back anyway.

June 29, 2014 at 10:40 a.m.
Easy123 said...


"For the sake of others on here, I will refrain from ripostes to your sophomoric BS."

That's called "self-preservation". Who would have thought? TheJackOff running away as usual.

You haven't conjured up a riposte in your entire life. You'd need to be remotely witty to do so and, as anyone can see, that is one area (among many) where you are severely inadequate.

For your sake, I'll be here to kick your "sophomoric BS" in the ass every time you come around.

June 29, 2014 at 10:42 a.m.

Good move, Jack. I think I'll do the same.

Now it's psychotic.

June 29, 2014 at 10:52 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

^^ yeah, pointless.

June 29, 2014 at 10:55 a.m.
Easy123 said...

And the cowardly morons were so outmatched, beaten, battered and subdued that they simply gave up.

June 29, 2014 at 11:15 a.m.

"gays" are as free as they'll ever be. Nobody is stopping anyone from doing what they want, dress how they want, or be called what they want in this country. It's time to move on to another country, like Iran, or Saudi Arabia.

June 29, 2014 at 11:52 a.m.

"Clay repeatedly has "gay" themed cartoons on Sunday, and even one on Easter weekend, in order to anger Christians."

How about if Bennett shows those literal, inerrant, true christians eating flesh and drinking blood on Sunday morning instead? Luke 22: 19-20

Nothing says peace, love, and joy like vampirism.

Ah, someone will say Jesus was using a metaphor but everything else in the Bible is meant to be taken literally. Just more Christian apologetics for nonsense.

This is the reason we keep fundamentalism out of science and history classes. Fundy-NutZ say the dumbest things.

June 29, 2014 at 11:52 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

^^^ no dumber that this post. ***

June 29, 2014 at 12:10 p.m.
inquiringmind said...

Z-fister is moving to Iran! Converting to Shia also, i'll bet. It fits with the attitude.

June 29, 2014 at 12:12 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

""gays" are as free as they'll ever be. Nobody is stopping anyone from doing what they want,"

That's BS and you know it. You live in TN, you clown, it happens in this state.

Again, you think the military is the answer "to securing the borders". Let's just shoot them like they did in the East Germany and the old Soviet Union. No violence is needed to secure the borders, just severely punish the people that are employing illegals. Of course, that would be another regulation on business, and killing people is a better solution then "punishing business".

June 29, 2014 at 12:22 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Botox Pelosi said"This is a community with a border going through it. And this crisis — that some call a 'crisis' — we have to view as an opportunity," Pelosi told reporters at a press conference.

This is the mindset of the open borders, DNC. They won't admit it, but it's true.

June 29, 2014 at 12:29 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Gassy twists "Again, you think the military is the answer "to securing the borders". Let's just shoot them like they did in the East Germany and the old Soviet Union. No violence is needed to secure the borders, just severely punish the people that are employing illegals. Of course, that would be another regulation on business, and killing people is a better solution then "punishing business". Gassy, you can take the most benign statement and twist it into something unthinkable. Not a good trait, Gasman. You learn that at the DNC?

June 29, 2014 at 12:59 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

Why else have the military there, Jack? You don't mobilize armed forces unless you are ready to use them. There is nothing "benign" about using military force. You act as though they are collecting toys for needy families at Christmas.

June 29, 2014 at 1:28 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

And I have mentioned several times that I will be voting Republican in the August primary. I have to cast my vote for Weston and Fairbanks.

June 29, 2014 at 1:29 p.m.

LOL you libs are laughable. Gauss, you're ridiculous. That's a huge and stupid leap.

A secure border is the solution. Simple as that.

allah, the only religion that will kill gays is Islam. Got it?

inq, did you get that? Believing homosexuality is a sin, and saying so, is a far cry from executing gays, like they do in Islamic countries. I said before, they're free to be who they are, nobody is stopping them in this country. They're free to believe as they want, and I'm free to believe as I want.

People can be severely punished in this country for discriminating against gays or anyone else...except whites, Christians and conservatives, that is.

What you libs are attempting to do is equate a Christian who believes that homosexuality is a sin, and says so, with a violent act, like you would see in the middle east against homosexuals. I believe homosexuality is a sin and abnormal. Yet, I believe strongly that they should live as they choose, and I have no right to interfere with the freedom that they have, which is guaranteed by our Constitution.

Christians believe in free will. I don't approve of their behavior, but it's their life. We all make choices.

June 29, 2014 at 1:33 p.m.

There is very much the potential for terrorists to come across our flimsy border. To deny that is stupid. They won't be flying in as they did before sitting in first class. It's a huge border and there's nothing wrong with using the military to defend it. It's logical and sane to use our military and their technology on our borders rather than using them to nation build in countries that don't even give a crap.

The most important thing is that US citizens are protected. Our welfare is more important, and should be the priority.

There's way, way too much concern for illegal alien/criminals/ invaders than there is for US citizens.

We read rights to terrorists as if they have Constitutional rights. They're not citizens, and neither are illegal aliens. The Constitution should only apply to citizens. The downgrading of US citizens, and what it means to be one, by libs, BO, the media, Dems and GOP is sickening.

June 29, 2014 at 1:46 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

If you aren't going to use "military force", then why send the military? Why not send the Salvation Army, the United Way, or the Peace Corps? If illegals see the military is not going to shoot, what would stop them from coming across?

June 29, 2014 at 1:49 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

Love your paranoia, Fister. When have terrorists been given "Constitutional rights"? Do you honestly believe that? We have many terrorists in Gitmo that have been in captivity for years. They have yet to be formally charged. How is that "Constitutional"? Seriously, do some thinking for yourself; quit parroting what you hear on Conservative talk programs or what you read on Conservative forums. Those talking points may be good for riling up an audience, but there is little factual evidence to back them up.

June 29, 2014 at 1:55 p.m.
Plato said...

zableedofisterix said...

"A secure border is the solution. Simple as that. "

Not true. Half the illegals in the US today did not cross the southwestern boarder. Some came over in ships, or across the Canadian boarder but many of them are just people that overstayed their visas and "disappeared" into society, many of them student visas.

That's why we need a comprehensive solution not just a bunch of armed men on the boarder. The situation with illegal immigration is a complex one and needs a detailed, well thought out, multi-faceted approach.

June 29, 2014 at 1:59 p.m.

I didn't say just the Mexican border. What you're referring to has nothing do with this. This is a mad dash by Dems and the GOP to get as many illegal aliens from south of the border into their camp. I'm talking about the swarm of illegal aliens from Mexico and central America. There's no swarm of Indians from India, or Vietnamese, or Dutch flooding our borders.

Any "comprehensive solutions" that doesn't include enforcing our laws and defending our borders more aggressively isn't worth anything. When US citizens are in danger, then something is severely wrong.

Guass, stop parroting what you hear on MSNBC, CNN and the rest.

The terrorist from the Benghazi mess, was read his rights. Why? He's not a citizen. He's a terrorist/enemy combatant.

Paranoia? No, how can you say that in the age we live in? BO just let go 5 top terrorists.

You Dems, just like the GOP, will do anything to coddle illegal aliens from south of the border to gain more from it, even if it means downplaying some serious potential danger based on recent history.

June 29, 2014 at 2:23 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Gassy, no one is suggesting machine gunning illegals. An important component of any military is the threat or intimidation component. Maybe you missed that in Navy 101.

June 29, 2014 at 2:32 p.m.
inquiringmind said...

z-bister, in your conspiracy theory you forgot the actual reason for the big rush is to get them illegally registered as democrats so they can vote against the tea party candidates. I hear they are actually giving them free handguns confiscated from groups that are defending our rights like the Citizen's councils and KKK!

June 29, 2014 at 2:33 p.m.
Easy123 said...

zableedingfistula is far to dumb to engage in any meaningful conversation.

Everything he regurgitates is textbook, Right-WingNut propaganda.

June 29, 2014 at 2:40 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"An important component of any military is the threat or intimidation component. Maybe you missed that in Navy 101."

How do you enforce that "threat and intimidation" if there is no threat of actually firing on them? Are the soldiers just going to line up along the border and box them out? How would the military pose "threat" and "intimidation" along 1,989 miles of Mexican border?

Do you idiots think about the bullsh!t you say before you type it?

June 29, 2014 at 2:43 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

^ are you really so simple or is it an act?

June 29, 2014 at 2:45 p.m.
Easy123 said...



Answer any one of those questions. I dare you.

You talk a lot of sh!t, but you never back any of it up. Are you too simple to answer a question or are you just incapable?

Anyone can copy and paste. Do you actually have anything to say or do you just let others speak for you, sheep.

June 29, 2014 at 2:47 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

You idiot. You think armed troops would be ignored? I know the prospect of limiting illegal entry grates on you. Right? Why don't you invite a couple of families to share the basement with you?

June 29, 2014 at 2:59 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"You idiot. You think armed troops would be ignored?"

You moron. 20,000 armed border patrol agents are routinely "ignored". You just said they wouldn't shoot. Once these illegal immigrants found out about this, why wouldn't they ignore them?

Again, what threat do they pose if they aren't going to shoot anyone? Again, how is anyone going to patrol 1,989 miles of Mexican border?

"I know the prospect of limiting illegal entry grates on you. Right?"

Not at all. I know the fact that you can't pass your BS off grates on you, right?

I'm all for a plan that will work, not your half-cocked, passive-aggressive "plan". The only reason you want to limit illegal entry is because Fox News and the other Right-WingNut propagandist told you to. Right-WingNuts, such as yourself, would be the first to knowingly employ an illegal alien.

You're just worried about them becoming citizens and being able to vote because you know they wouldn't vote for your side. If you knew you could funnel those illegal aliens to voting booths every November to cast a vote for the Tea Party, et. al., you would sell your own mother to make it happen. It has nothing to do with terrorists potentially crossing the border or public safety. You and your ilk are just xenophobic, partisan hacks.

"Why don't you invite a couple of families to share the basement with you?"

Your mother would have to move out first.

June 29, 2014 at 3:01 p.m.
rengerry said...

I really enjoy the fact that people are arguing about the border instead of the cartoon. The bigoted ones waging war on gay rights KNOW they've already lost. All that's left is the mopping up of the unjust laws and amendments.

June 29, 2014 at 3:30 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

^^ who's waging war?

Easy, I'll pass along your regards to my 94 yr old mom.

June 29, 2014 at 3:36 p.m.
Easy123 said...



"who's waging war?"

Anti-gay rights folks. Right-WingNuts, Christians, etc.

"Easy, I'll pass along your regards to my 94 yr old mom."

She already knows how I feel.

You gave up quick!

June 29, 2014 at 3:39 p.m.
Hunter_Bluff said...

Agree this cartoon has nothing to do with the border. If you want the opinion of a former Wall St Journal reporter and author of books published by the American Enterprise Institute (which would certainly suggest he's no liberal) then read on.

June 29, 2014 at 5:47 p.m.
Ki said...

Instead of worrying about some alleged "terrorists" crossing the border illegally zabybabeee 'n gang, y'all should be worrying more about those home grown terrorists inspired and encouraged by rightwingNUTS 'n the NRA during the last election cycle who gave being going on those shooting sprees and massacres, shooting up theaters and schools, maiming and killing innocent Americans, primarily children. Even the NRA has finally come out to voice their concern. Now that door has been opened they've Iost control on how to close it. Plus, if y'all can reframe for a brief second from your hatred of Obama you'll recall that moment in time when Bush Jr stood right beside Mexican Presidente Fox and invited anyone who wanted to cross the border to come one come all, no papers required. ;)

June 29, 2014 at 8:28 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

"An important component of any military is the threat or intimidation component. Maybe you missed that in Navy 101."

We were never deployed in a situation where we wouldn't use our firepower. Persian Gulf, The "Line of Death" in Libya, we were always on high alert. All of you anti-big Government conservatives have no problem with relying on the "biggest" part of our government and using it to support political agendas.

June 29, 2014 at 8:32 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

yeah, Ki, I'm all for blaming Dubya for today's border problems. And clearly the NRA is responsible for the psychopathic young killers. I got it. And I will reframe from hating The Redeemer.

June 29, 2014 at 8:33 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

The threat, Gassy, the threat. Why do you try to twist everything to fit your narrow viewpoint. No one is suggesting gunning down civilians. And you know that. So sending a carrier to the North Sea, or a Battle group to this place or that. That's not a intimidation strategy? I think you just like to be a contrarian. Is that part of being the smartest guy in the room?

June 29, 2014 at 8:45 p.m.
Ki said...

Yeah! -jackeebabee--the Bush, aka the firestarter. 'N you can't deny the fact all those militia and other right winger har groups. sprung too life during the last presidential election cycle during alkthat GOP and other right wing hate radio and TV talk host shows.

June 29, 2014 at 8:48 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

So a family of Mexicans charges towards the boarder and an armed private is right there. They ignore the order to stand down and keep charging. What happens?

June 29, 2014 at 8:51 p.m.
Easy123 said...


I've asked Little Jack a similar question. I'll be surprised if he offers a logical response.

The intimidation factor disappears when there is no threat of force. Little Jack says they won't shoot, so where is the intimidation? 20,000 border patrol agents and most are armed with pistols. I guess that's not intimidation enough. I suppose the idea of the military being at the border is supposed to "intimidate" people running from the highest murder rates in the world, abject poverty, and living in squalor.

June 29, 2014 at 8:53 p.m.

No, Rengerry, the topic of the cartoon has been done to death by Clay.

Every other Sunday he gets in a "gay" related cartoon because he thinks he's sticking it to Christians in the Bible Belt on the day when most of them go to church. What Clay, and many you libs don't understand, or incapable of understanding, is that it's possible to call it a sin, without hating the person.

Everyone has free will.

June 29, 2014 at 9:07 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"What Clay, and many you libs don't understand, or incapable of understanding, is that it's possible to call it a sin, without hating the person."

That's a common myth purported by Christians. There are a lot of sins mentioned in the Bible that you hypocrites don't say a word about. It's the gays that receive the full force of your wrath because they are so easily discernible from you. They commit a "sin" that you don't commit. So you feel obligated to judge them for it. I don't see Christians protesting divorcees or adulterers. Why? Because that hits too close to home. You can say you don't "hate" them, but you're just mincing words. You don't like them and you like to make it known by spouting your hateful, bigoted "opinions".

Also, you're not exactly at liberty to call that actions of others "a sin". You've been admonished by your god NOT to judge. I guess that's just another part of your holy book that you choose to omit in your hypocritical "walk with god".

June 29, 2014 at 9:25 p.m.
inquiringmind said...

zbister, I'm pretty sure you do not know what "free will" means, your reactions, for example, are clearly reactionary, as if programmed in the pavlovian way.

June 29, 2014 at 9:26 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

All you brilliant lefties on here, but no solutions. Other than open borders. Right?

June 29, 2014 at 10:10 p.m.
Easy123 said...


Your solutions don't mean a damn thing and neither do mine. Just so happens your solutions are idiotic.

June 29, 2014 at 10:16 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

I have offered my thoughts on illegal immigration and what is contributing to the problem, you "Conservatives" act as though our military (or a giant wall) are the only solutions.

June 29, 2014 at 10:21 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Haven't heard any from you, easy. Just insults.

June 29, 2014 at 10:22 p.m.
Easy123 said...


I haven't offered any solutions. I don't have all the information and my solutions would be meaningless to the actual situation. And you've heard a lot more than insults. You just choose to ignore it because facts and logic are your Kryptonite.

June 29, 2014 at 10:28 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

More than insults, easy. Like what? Go on, please.

June 29, 2014 at 10:29 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...


June 29, 2014 at 10:30 p.m.
Easy123 said...

Scroll up and read.

Go on.

A 1-minute waiting period? Bwahahahahaha! I've been waiting 3 days for you to name some African emperors. Nary an African emperor has been mentioned.

June 29, 2014 at 10:32 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Got a real big OL' insult for mr easy? Hmm? I'll wait big mouth.

June 29, 2014 at 10:53 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

What was it you wanted to say, sewer mouth? Huh?

June 29, 2014 at 11 p.m.
Easy123 said...

You must be drunk again.


June 29, 2014 at 11:02 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Go on, no-nads. Lose your nerve?

June 29, 2014 at 11:08 p.m.
Easy123 said...

Do you even know what you're talking about at this point? Huh? Hmmm?


Let's see how long I can keep you going.

June 29, 2014 at 11:10 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

No accusation, mouse-balls? Where's all that tough talk?

June 29, 2014 at 11:17 p.m.
Easy123 said...

Yep, you're drunk.

Ask your 94 year old mother about my balls/nads. She loves my grapefruits, my huevos, my beanbag. She's the ultimate TeaBagger. I guess it's more like TeaBagged in her case.

June 29, 2014 at 11:19 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

You're demented, little guy. Waiting for the big insulting accusation. You get lock-jaw boy?

June 29, 2014 at 11:27 p.m.
Easy123 said...

Demented? She's your mother. You can just call me Daddy, little Jack.

I gave your mother lockjaw. Old broad could suck-start a leaf blower.

What would you like me to insult you with in an accusatory fashion, little fella?

June 29, 2014 at 11:31 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

This will keep junior up all night.

June 29, 2014 at 11:34 p.m.
rengerry said...

Zab, it may possible to call it a sin without hating the person but the hate came through loud and clear with all these hateful "marriage" amendments. Obviously, it only a matter of time before those get thrown out.

June 30, 2014 at 1:11 a.m.
timbo said...

I am not commenting on this Bennett cartoon. If you want to hear what I think. Tune in to 1240 AM today at 5 pm.

June 30, 2014 at 9:31 a.m.

timbo, really?

June 30, 2014 at 9:40 a.m.
timbo said...

Yep, conservative local talk radio has come back to Chattanooga.

I used to be on WGOW with John Wolfe. Starting today on 1240 AM. Probably won't start call-ins until next week.

June 30, 2014 at 9:54 a.m.

Ren, why are they "hateful"? I, like many people, strongly believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. "gays" can do whatever they want, and they will be able to get "married" in the eyes of the law, it's just a matter of time. But, it's something else to me, not marriage. They have free will, and can spend the rest of their lives with whomever they choose, but you can't fit a square peg in a round hole, and you can call an apple an orange all you want, but it will never be an orange.

Steve marrying Bill will never be viewed the same as Steve marrying Jill. It will always be something else, or not quite right, to most people, even if the law says it's a marriage.

June 30, 2014 at 9:57 a.m.

cool. John Wolfe, quite the lefty.

June 30, 2014 at 9:58 a.m.
timbo said...

Yea, we have been friends since college. Is was sort of a leftie vs righty thing. John was a good guy, made a good case...he was just wrong all the time. We both bashed the local crooks.

June 30, 2014 at 10:02 a.m.
inquiringmind said...

timbo sez, "I am not commenting on this Bennett cartoon. If you want to hear what I think. Tune in to 1240 AM today at 5 pm."

We count our blessings.

June 30, 2014 at 10:06 a.m.
conservative said...


Do you consider the practice of Homosexuality/sodomy to be sin?

June 30, 2014 at 10:14 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Conservative talk radio on Nooga? More hateful, racist, mysoginist, lynch-mob, homophobic, gun loving rants, I guess. 🔫 :)

June 30, 2014 at 10:15 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

IQ: a sin? not sure. stupid, yes.

June 30, 2014 at 10:15 a.m.

Looks like Hobby Lobby won at the SCOTUS.

Good news.

June 30, 2014 at 10:30 a.m.
timbo said...

inquiringmind...To put it in perspective, I could describe the majority way of having sex for heterosexuals. That is, using the the right parts for the right reasons. Then I could describe the way that gays have sex with the wrong parts for whatever reason.

Which would you say was more romantic?

I won't debate whether or not it is a sin, but I will say that the heterosexual way doesn't make me sick.

People can do whatever, and discrimination is illegal, but people don't have to think it is ok. You liberals can't control thought yet...though you would like to. We don't have to like it and approve of it. You just can't make us.

June 30, 2014 at 10:33 a.m.
timbo said...

theJackDennis....Yep, same old, same old...I hope Easy and IQ call in. That would be a hoot.

June 30, 2014 at 10:36 a.m.

Also good what they ruled on public sector unions.

Bad day for libs.

BO must be fuming this morning. He's probably still mad for being bitched slapped by the court last week 9-0.

He might not be up yet, tough weekend of golf.

June 30, 2014 at 11:05 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

AAA: Gas Prices Swell To 6-Year High... dang it dubya~!

June 30, 2014 at 11:10 a.m.
timbo said...

Time for some "going it alone" for Obama. You know he has a phone and a pen.....he just doesn't have a constitution handy..

June 30, 2014 at 11:13 a.m.

Yeah, timbo, he will. It's going to get nasty in his last couple of years. He's a narcissist and he's not getting his way. Bad, really bad. He'll keep taking the unconstitutional route. He's feels emboldened because he can play the race card. He can't control himself, and his anger will come out.

June 30, 2014 at 11:20 a.m.
timbo said...

Can you imagine Obama's class he taught at Harvard on the constitution....

He would say, "just ignore it..if you are president."

June 30, 2014 at 11:20 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Tim, was it not at U of Chicago Law? Anyways, he was an adjunct (read part-time) and no one remembers him.

June 30, 2014 at 11:26 a.m.
timbo said...

zable...the problem is they could find an e-mail that said he ordered the IRS to discriminate on conservative groups and he would never be impeached. He would play the race card, blacks would riot, and it would be over.

He is the worst president in history. If the libs had any sense, they would get rid of him before he ruins it for them for the next 3 election cycles. If things continue to get worse, even Hillary playing the gender card won't save her.

It is sad that the libs have to use a gimmick of some kind to get elected. Black, female, etc. Without those gimmicks they couldn't win.

June 30, 2014 at 11:27 a.m.
timbo said...

I thought is was Haavaard..but you could be right. Just another hole in a sorry resume. I still can't believe that this country went that far down in the barrel.

June 30, 2014 at 11:29 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Where are the LWNJ's this morning? Sleeping in, I guess, after a long nite of worrying, feeling, registering voters, and feeding the poor. Oh well...

June 30, 2014 at 11:31 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Tim, I could be worng.

June 30, 2014 at 11:32 a.m.
timbo said...

Where are the libs? The supreme court beat them up for us.

June 30, 2014 at 11:41 a.m.
timbo said...

iquiringmind is over in the Robin Smith column lying like a dog.

I straightened him out though.

June 30, 2014 at 11:54 a.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Double bwahahahaha

June 30, 2014 at 12:57 p.m.

timbo, there is no chance of BO being impeached. He has free reign to do as he pleases because he's the first black president. Nobody has the stones to take him on. A couple of folks might, but they can't do it alone.

June 30, 2014 at 1:17 p.m.

Senator Durbin says BO will "borrow the power" to do that he wants to do with immigration. Borrow from who...the Gods? What is this? There is no immigration problem other than there are millions of illegals who don't want to come in the right way and respect our immigration laws.

June 30, 2014 at 1:21 p.m.
conservative said...


You can run from me but you can't hide from me.

Do you consider the practice of Homosexuality/sodomy to be sin?

June 30, 2014 at 2:14 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

“If you believe as we do that every child, every person has a spark of divinity in them, and is therefore worthy of respect — what we saw in those [holding] rooms was a dazzling, sparkling array of God’s children, worthy of respect.”- Nancy Pelosi What about those in the womb, Nan? They worthy of respect?

June 30, 2014 at 2:22 p.m.

Damn good point, Jack. What a fraud she is. What a con artist. They're not respected by their respective countries and they're not respected by their parents.

The unborn are the most disrespected and abused human beings in this country.

Who said they're not worth respect? What does that have to with this. What are we supposed to do provide each one with a guaranteed secure future?

"our future rests with dreamers"/illegal aliens. Hogwash.

There are no words to adequately describe liberals and what frauds they are.

June 30, 2014 at 2:33 p.m.

Fareed Zakaria, a CNN host compared the shiite militia in Iraq to the Tea Party. Unbelievable.

June 30, 2014 at 2:54 p.m.
inquiringmind said...

timbo, before long some barbershop will refuse to cut an African-American's hair or engage in some other bigoted behavior such as refusing to give a person a skin-head cut on religious principles, or maybe some grocery or restaurant will refuse to sell food to some gunslinger or gblt couple on religious principles, then the court decision that a corporation has human rights will be changed. Maybe they will smoke dope on Market St as a religious experience, after all we can't infringe on religious liberty.

5 of the SC may want to go back to the 1900's but the country ain't movin' that way.

From my perspective it sounds pretty hypocritical to say it is ok to practice contraception but not one form of it. It sounds like it is your goal to force us to conform to your religious views.

Straighten me out? More double entendres. There is some person misrepresenting truth over at mother robin's named timbo ...on that we agree.

June 30, 2014 at 2:56 p.m.
Hunter_Bluff said...

The tide of history and more importantly demographics runs against those who cling to the good ole (white) days.
You can sit on the train track and be flattened or you can climb on board and help decide where we will, all together, go. But you can't stop the direction of the USA to a more diverse country: more diverse in ethnicity, more diverse in sexual identity, more diverse in religious beliefs (or non-beliefs). Anyone who has read American history knows that the judiciary lags behind the pace of change of the executive and legislative branches. So this decision is no surprise to a student of American history. But the judiciary lagging behind didn't change the direction of history just its pace.

June 30, 2014 at 4:23 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Hunter, you give the word "diverse" a bad name.

June 30, 2014 at 4:29 p.m.
inquiringmind said...

Z-bleedingfist - Zakaria sounds pretty astute.

June 30, 2014 at 4:39 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

That's astounding, IQ. You can't possibly believe that.

June 30, 2014 at 5:13 p.m.

Yeah, inq, he would to you given he's a liberal nut job like you.

Hunter, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.."Diverse" This country is composed of immigrants from all over. They've been coming here for a long, long time. Both my great grandparents came here from Europe. We are diverse. "good ole white days"?? That ended a long, long time ago.

Illegal aliens/criminals/invaders are not sacred or unique in their desire to come to this country. They just need to come in the right way.

You libs are transparent. You want the illegal aliens in your camp. Frauds. Religious diversity and freedom is guaranteed in our Constitution.

June 30, 2014 at 5:16 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Zab, a little white goes a long way for the Left.

June 30, 2014 at 5:39 p.m.

Yeah, it does, Jack. The race card is being pulled right and left now.

June 30, 2014 at 5:53 p.m.
Ki said...

-zabbyBoo, in which time frame did your grandparents migrate to the U.S.? Up until the 1930s, '40s or 50s no papers were required to enter the U.S. Especially for those immigrating from European countries

June 30, 2014 at 6:59 p.m.

BO is a punk and a narcissist. He will get his way somehow. Those that stand in his way will be branded racist. That stupid cartoon by Clay with BO as Batman is exactly how the left is going to go with him until he leaves office. Unless the House gives him what he wants he'll whip out that race card.

June 30, 2014 at 6:59 p.m.
Ki said...

All that pent up malice, hate and anger, zab. Its got to be bad for your health.

June 30, 2014 at 7:02 p.m.

Sorry, Ki,just saying it like it is. It's all based on facts. To deny it defies reality. The race card is the Democrats most potent weapon. He is a rogue president, and will do anything he can to trash the Constitution and our system of checks and balances.

The three SCOTUS defeats in the last few days have only made him more resolute. He'll try and go around the SCOTUS and Congress as often as he can. What you libs call hate and malice is all part of your race card agenda to smear your dear leader. BO is just a bad president, face it.

June 30, 2014 at 7:33 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

They got nothing else left, Zablee. Their Redeemer is screwed up as Hogans Goat. No other way to defend him other than the card.

June 30, 2014 at 8:08 p.m.
tifosi said...

Great to see the person elected by the majority of Americans that got up off their dead-asses and voted, is going to stand up to the Teabaggers (the American Taliban).

June 30, 2014 at 8:12 p.m.

Yeah, Jack. It's true. That card is going to fly like crazy until the Nov. mid-terms. Not only that, but the war on women card as well.

June 30, 2014 at 8:13 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

Fister, you can speak of "diversity" all you like. You can keep your head in the sand and say "discrimination no longer exists". You're clueless. The ruling class of this country is white, middle-to late-aged males.

Timbo, we heard the same proclamations about Obama's effect on the presidency during his first term (in which Obamacare was passed). He was easily re-elected.

June 30, 2014 at 8:18 p.m.
Easy123 said...

I'll be surprised if Republicans win a Presidential election within the next 20 years. You psychopaths are regressing at an alarming rate.

Having an aversion to women and minorities is not exactly the recipe for success and you dipsh!ts just keep digging your hole deeper. The Right WingNuts will surely be on the wrong side of history regarding every major issue of our time. That much has never been more clear than it is now.

It doesn't matter in the long run. This Right-WingNut/TeaBagger generation will be dead and gone within the next 15 years. Then, maybe, the country will get it's act together in a meaningful way.

June 30, 2014 at 8:23 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Tiffy, are you just trying to be silly?

June 30, 2014 at 8:40 p.m.

Guass, we stand for diversity. Our country is made up of people from all over the world.

Kissing up to the "gay" movement and looking the other way when illegal alien/criminal/invaders flood our borders doesn't mean you stand for diversity, it means you have an agenda. Everyone is welcome here from anywhere, but you have to do it the right way.

We have a president who will do anything to enrich his party. He wants numbers, that's why he makes idiotic statements like "our future rests with dreamers"/illegal aliens. All immigrants that come here have a dream, it's not exclusive to illegal aliens.

"system is so broken that folks don't know what the rules are"

Bull$hit, BO. He's referring to our immigration laws. The laws have nothing to do with our borders being stormed by illegal aliens from south of the border. Apparently BO doesn't know the rules, or the law. He's lawless and not doing his job.

The fact is Dems will lost the Senate in the fall, and will not have the House. BO will become increasingly frustrated and will implode.

June 30, 2014 at 8:43 p.m.
inquiringmind said...

fister is flustered. He lost his dictionary and thinks "diversity" means "segregation."

Maybe he would change the plaque on the Statue of Liberty, isn't that where it is, from "Give me your tired, your poor and your hungry" to "Give me your tired, poor and hungry as long as the are not too tired, too poor and too hungry."

However, never underestimate a person driven by fear such as fister.

June 30, 2014 at 8:57 p.m.
Hunter_Bluff said...

Zablee or wtf you call yourself. My guess is your overweight and in poor health. Time isn't your friend. History isn't on your side. If you took care of your health you wouldn't be so angry.

June 30, 2014 at 10:03 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Hunter is now clairvoyant. He says to Zablee, "My guess is your (sic) overweight and in poor health". Riveting, Hunter.

June 30, 2014 at 10:22 p.m.
rengerry said...

Since the gays have won-

Looks like Boehner doesn't want to solve immigration any more than the President.

June 30, 2014 at 10:42 p.m.


Clay Bennett is truly a genius on many levels.

Malleus Deum

June 30, 2014 at 10:43 p.m.
rengerry said...

Why do you preach for JC to be crucified?

manifeste erravit malleos

June 30, 2014 at 11:14 p.m.

you libs are idiots.

You Dems are the party of the hyphen. Black-Americans, Mexican-Americans, gay-Americans. You have a plantation mentality and think blacks, and now hispanics/latinos, belong to you.

You divide and pit one group against the other. You're the modern day segregationists.

Gays have won what, ren? Stupid comment.

Hunter, punk, once again telling it the way it is not anger. You couldn't be more wrong, I'm damn good shape and damn good health. I'll prove it to you anytime, fat ass.

You're a typical lib smearing because you have no facts on your side. Loser.

July 1, 2014 at midnight
Easy123 said...


You're so full of sh!t, your eyes are brown.

July 1, 2014 at 12:25 a.m.
caddy said...

Kind of reminds me of the old, "What we do in our bedroom is none of your business...."

....which is why we have parades that block traffic, and then force people to see examples of what we do in our bedroom."

July 3, 2014 at 11:21 a.m.
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