published Tuesday, May 13th, 2014

Go Rams!

about Clay Bennett...

The son of a career army officer, Bennett led a nomadic life, attending ten different schools before graduating in 1980 from the University of North Alabama with degrees in Art and History. After brief stints as a staff artist at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and the Fayetteville (NC) Times, he went on to serve as the editorial cartoonist for the St. Petersburg Times (1981-1994) and The Christian Science Monitor (1997-2007), before joining the staff of the ...

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Kissy, kissy.

May 13, 2014 at 12:13 a.m.

Sam I ram. LOL

May 13, 2014 at 12:14 a.m.
joepulitzer said...

bet they won't be yelling that in the shower anymore

May 13, 2014 at 12:15 a.m.
Jack_Dennis said...

Not really clever. Not really cute. What is purpose of the toon?

May 13, 2014 at 12:23 a.m.
alprova said...

To stimulate conversation, like all political or topical cartoons.

Others turn them into bashing material.

May 13, 2014 at 12:43 a.m.
Easy123 said...

I'd love to see any of you say any of this homophobic garbage to his face. 6'2, 260 lbs, 1st team All-American, SEC Co-Defensive POY, All-SEC.

Seems like he's doing well to dispell any stereotypes.

May 13, 2014 at 1:16 a.m.
ORRMEANSLIGHT said...

2 Corinthians 11:14

"And no marvel; for sATAN himself is transformed into an angel of light."

Football players will also die, and then the judgement! sATAN does not care who burns eternally with him...just as long as they do, indeed, enter into eternal damnation with him. Me thinks that will not be so funny. Yet, even Football PlaYERS have their chances to repent and return to the One True Living Lord God of Hosts, Jesus Christ.

Ken ORR

May 13, 2014 at 3:27 a.m.
fairmon said...

New pileup rules coming soon,

May 13, 2014 at 6:12 a.m.
GaussianInteger said...

I knew when I saw the theme of today's cartoon we would have an Orr appearance. Only when homosexuality is mentioned does Ken "come out of the closet"...

May 13, 2014 at 7:01 a.m.
conservative said...

I doubt he will make the team.

If he does they will be ridiculed as the St. Louis Lambs.

The irony here is that there is nothing "saintly" about this man.

May 13, 2014 at 7:35 a.m.
ibshame said...

"fairmon said... New pileup rules coming soon,"

Are you really that naive? Do you think there aren't other gays already out there on the field but just haven't been as up front about it as Sam? He may be the first to openly admit he's gay but he's definitely not the only gay player in the NFL you can take that to the bank.

The only concern I have about the St. Louis Rams is the hope that if they are on the schedule to play the Titans in the fall, the Titans send them home with a loss.

May 13, 2014 at 7:54 a.m.
fairmon said...

The kiss with the bf when drafted got a lot of attention. He will need to be one tough dude that can take a lot of legal physical abuse. It is not logical to think he is the only gay NFL player but others know the consequnces if known. His playing career will likely be short. I personally don't care if he is all pro or a casualty just as I think about others.

May 13, 2014 at 7:56 a.m.
conservative said...

Hey Ken

They say Michael Sam had 11.5 sacks. As you well know it was many times more than that.

Tell these practitioners and defenders of Homosexuality/sodomy just how promiscuous Homosexuals/sodomites are, having hundreds and even thousands of partners and the diseases that come with it.

May 13, 2014 at 7:58 a.m.
ibshame said...

Yep, the kiss did get a lot of attention but only because it was the FIRST time an athlete who had already admitted to being gay was actually seen with his gay partner reacting as any straight athlete might react when receiving the news he had been drafted by a team in the NFL. In the future no one will think anymore about it. As for him being tough, he's already proven that he is tough on the field. In reality, he will probably be more motivated than others to prove just how tough he is if given the opportunity.

May 13, 2014 at 8:16 a.m.

It would be ridiculous to believe he's the only one. I bet most players don't care, and don't want to know. The "gay" movement's agenda is doing a lot of harm. ESPN is disgusting in it's obsession with being politically correct. I had to turn it off. Enough already.

May 13, 2014 at 8:18 a.m.
ibshame said...

"conservative said... Hey Ken They say Michael Sam had 11.5 sacks. As you well know it was many times more than that. Tell these practitioners and defenders of Homosexuality/sodomy just how promiscuous Homosexuals/sodomites are, having hundreds and even thousands of partners and the diseases that come with it"

You and Ken need to get a LIFE!!

May 13, 2014 at 8:19 a.m.
tifosi said...

This is great stuff. I think it is wonderful to watch the dinosaurs decay with change. Good riddance conservative. Your kind is dead.

May 13, 2014 at 8:24 a.m.
AgentX said...

This situation is getting more attention than it ever deserved. I personally find it disgusting.

May 13, 2014 at 8:27 a.m.
ibshame said...

"zableedofisterix said... It would be ridiculous to believe he's the only one. I bet most players don't care, and don't want to know.

And there are some who probably wish they had Sam's courage

"The "gay" movement's agenda is doing a lot of harm."

What harm exactly are you referencing? Is it harmful to wish to be treated as everyone else? Is it harmful to wish not to have to hide as if you are some kind of burden on society? Where is your proof of the so-called "harm" of the gay movement?

"ESPN is disgusting in it's obsession with being politically correct. I had to turn it off. Enough already."

And that's what you should do when you are watching something you don't like. It's the beauty of living in this country if you don't like what's on TV then don't watch it.

May 13, 2014 at 8:31 a.m.
caddy said...

Now, it makes a bit more sense to me.

"Gay Culture Grew out of Decadent Subcultures: We aren’t the first generation that got hoodwinked by sexual libertines, rakes, drama queens, and garden-variety scum. Ever heard of the “Gay '90s?” The 1890s saw a fin-de-siècle cult of aesthetical excess that allowed promiscuous cads, homosexuals, demimonde solicitors, and pornographers to flourish in wealthy cities like Paris and Chicago, while the poor lived twenty to a room and the masses starved.

Back then, the term “gay” didn’t mean homosexual, but the ties between the two words were already being forged. “Gay” meant devil-may-care, a bit self-indulgent, irreverent, the bon vivant of the party who downs cocktails, engages in forbidden pleasures, and charms his way out of trouble.

The reference point to “gay” was fun tainted by dishonesty and callousness. It is quite appealing, unless you’re Oscar Wilde and society’s backlash catches up with you. “Gay” men were serial bachelors, deadbeat dads, bisexuals, homosexuals, drifters, gamblers, cross-dressers, opium addicts, and circuit boys. In the twentieth century, somehow all these forms of gleeful decadence became reduced to the mere question of homosexuality. Some homosexuals quite foolishly took it upon themselves to carry on the tradition of perversion and excess by making their subculture ground zero for old patterns of social breakdown.

Remember, we aren’t the first ones fooled. We are just the generation that got hoodwinked by this toxic mix when it was packaged as celebrating the wholesome liberation of same-sex love."

May 13, 2014 at 8:52 a.m.
caddy said...

http://www.amazon.com/Gay-New-York-Culture-1890-1940/dp/0465026214

Read People. Be wise people. Following Toon Boy as IF he has some grand progressive wisdom is just utterly foolish. Homosexuals are deviant. For those who want nothing to do with the Religious aspect of this argument, Science, pragmatism have plenty to offer you.

It's Unworkable. Toon Boy like the rest of the Progressive sheeple have swallowed the lie, hook, line, sinker.

Foolishness.

May 13, 2014 at 8:55 a.m.
caddy said...

No one wants to be subjected to "Sam-I-Ram" kissing his Panty-wasted Pussy Boyfriend.

PDA even among heteros is loathed by most all in the community. There is wisdom in the old saying: Get a Room.

Homosexuals don't want a room. They want to shove this sh** in your face and make you like it. It gets old. Fast.

May 13, 2014 at 8:57 a.m.
rengerry said...

I love when Clay trolls the homophobes! They truly show their colors every time.

May 13, 2014 at 9:02 a.m.
ibshame said...

"caddy said... They want to shove this sh** in your face and make you like it. It gets old. Fast."

Yeah? Like the sh you, ConMan and the rest try to shove in people's faces. It does get old.**

May 13, 2014 at 9:21 a.m.

Mr Orr said: " sATAN does not care who burns eternally"

It's hard to take you seriously when you can't spell Satan. Then again everything else you write is just as immature and foolish.

I have learned that's normal behavior for illiterate Bible-thumpers.

May 13, 2014 at 9:27 a.m.
caddy said...

This is from Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Harrison Bergeron" written in 1961 [ a Very Good Year I Might Add ! ]. Obviously, it's satire about egalitarianism but the reality is that we're probably about halfway to this point already.

"It is the year 2081. Because of Amendments to the Constitution, every American is fully equal, meaning that no one is smarter, better-looking, stronger, or faster than anyone else. The Handicapper General and a team of agents ensure that the laws of equality are enforced. The government forces citizens to wear "handicaps" (a mask if they are too handsome or beautiful, earphones with deafening radio signals to make intelligent people unable to concentrate and form thoughts, and heavy weights to slow down those who are too strong or fast)."

"One April, 14-year-old Harrison Bergeron, an extremely handsome teenage genius, is taken away from his parents, George and Hazel, by the government. George and Hazel are not fully aware of the tragedy. Hazel's lack of awareness is due to "average" intelligence, which in 2081, is the politically correct way of referring to someone of well-below-average intelligence. George does not comprehend the tragedy since the law requires him to wear the radio ear piece for twenty-four hours a day because he is of above-average intelligence."

May 13, 2014 at 9:42 a.m.
caddy said...

Ibshame. Maybe you like shoving your tiny pecker in other men's rectums. I'm here to say: It's not natural. Science and pragmatism abhors it. You on the other hand, not so much. So bend over, take it like the pussy you are from all your panty wasted sodomites. Just know there are quite a few left in this country that want your asses back in the closet.

May 13, 2014 at 9:45 a.m.
Jack_Dennis said...

^^^ don't think Ibeshamed has that particular piece of equipment.

May 13, 2014 at 9:50 a.m.
inquiringmind said...

you guys are getting con-man and the other homophobes all worked up

May 13, 2014 at 10:13 a.m.
NewToChatt said...

Do you really think that this is the first gay player in the NFL? or any other professional sport? wake up people

May 13, 2014 at 10:24 a.m.
GaussianInteger said...

"They want to shove this sh** in your face and make you like it. It gets old. Fast."

Reminds me of you religious fanatics. You clowns are the biggest hypocrites in the world (and doesn't the Bible speak against that?).

May 13, 2014 at 10:28 a.m.
Jack_Dennis said...

Most people don't give a rat's patootie about gayness in general. People like goon-boy keep the pot boiling.

May 13, 2014 at 10:28 a.m.
conservative said...

Inquiringmind

The matter is already settled, no practicing Homosexual/sodomite will be on the team to inherit the Kingdom of God.

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor HOMOSEXUALS, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10

May 13, 2014 at 10:35 a.m.
LibDem said...

Caddy needs to get a room. Why are guys of his type so intimately familiar with this?

May 13, 2014 at 10:36 a.m.
ibshame said...

"GaussianInteger said... "They want to shove this sh** in your face and make you like it. It gets old. Fast."

Reminds me of you religious fanatics. You clowns are the biggest hypocrites in the world (and doesn't the Bible speak against that?)."

But of course they don't think of themselves as hypocrites. They think they are "spreading the word" when in reality all they do is spread lies and turn people off even those who do believe in God.

May 13, 2014 at 10:37 a.m.
Jack_Dennis said...

ibeshamed has her granny panties consistently in a wad.

May 13, 2014 at 10:40 a.m.

from Mr. Caddy; "Maybe you like shoving your tiny pecker in other men's rectums. I'm here to say: It's not natural. Science and pragmatism abhors it. You on the other hand, not so much. So bend over, take it like the pussy you are from all your panty wasted sodomites. Just know there are quite a few left in this country that want your asses back in the closet."

Isn't God's love wonderful? Isn't it nice to see the love of Christ?

It's time for a Jesus-Off. It's among Mr. Conservative, Mr. Orr, and Mr. Caddy. Let's see who best exemplifies the love of Jesus that they so proudly proclaim!

So you three go get your Bibles, and let the verses fly. First one to kill a sodomite, stone a prostitute, starve an actually living child through your Christian neglect, and slay fifteen real scientists will be declared the winner.

You'll get an autographed photo of Ken Ham and a trip to the Creation Museum, a ride on Noah's Ark (as soon as it can be found), a magic prayer cloth dipped in the tears of of the Virgin Mary, and holy oil from the rendered fat of Beelzebub's butt (sanctified by Jehovah's secret process for extra goodness).

As a bonus you might be allowed to have sex with a real woman instead of the blow-up doll of Mary Magdalene, a couple of concubines, and all the genocide you can commit in 24 hours.

Ready, set, go! Let the Bible quotin' begin and your Christian love shine forth!

May 13, 2014 at 10:44 a.m.

Oh, and what a landmark event it was to see two men kiss. Boy, aren't we advancing.

There is no problem if if they would keep it to themselves. The never ending in-your-face approach by the media is what's causing a problem. Your going to see it, and you're going to like it otherwise you're a "homophobe".

Most people don't give a rip, but when it's shoved in your face over and over, and you're attacked for not being comfortable with it, then you're branded a homophobe.

May 13, 2014 at 11:41 a.m.
Jack_Dennis said...

^^ It's part of the Left's agenda, Zab. As the election nears, you will see more and more references to Racism, Gaydomism, immigrationism, etc. It's simply the strategy of the Dems. Nevermind the divisionism inflicted on the country. Just watch.

May 13, 2014 at 11:46 a.m.
GaussianInteger said...

"There is no problem if if they would keep it to themselves. The never ending in-your-face approach by the media is what's causing a problem."

Yet, no issues with a player kissing his girlfriend?

May 13, 2014 at 11:53 a.m.
Jack_Dennis said...

You see no distinction, Gas? Really? Aren't you the model of tolerance. My my. sometimes you lefties simply try too hard

May 13, 2014 at 11:56 a.m.
GaussianInteger said...

Sure don't Jack. I guess you favor laws against PDA? If two guys kiss in front of you on the street are you going to scold them?

May 13, 2014 at 12:09 p.m.
prairie_dog said...

The "Rams." (snicker)

If I see two guys kiss on the street, I'll probably be too busy puking to scold them. (That would be a public display of regurgitation.)

May 13, 2014 at 12:13 p.m.
Jack_Dennis said...

Got nothing against normal PDA, Gas. Just not big on contrived PDA. But then I'm not as enlightened as you.

May 13, 2014 at 12:15 p.m.
ibshame said...

Neo-nazis parading around with an American Flag is more of a reason to regurgitate than seeing two men kissing.

May 13, 2014 at 12:18 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

I got other things in life to worry about other then two guys kissing (which is all over TV anyway, don't see why it's such a big deal on ESPN).

May 13, 2014 at 12:19 p.m.
Jack_Dennis said...

Libbyshame, must have missed that. Seems the contrived kiss rules the air right now. Enjoy.

May 13, 2014 at 12:23 p.m.
ibshame said...

"Jack_Dennis said... ibeshamed has her granny panties consistently in a wad."

"Jack_Dennis said... ^^^ don't think Ibeshamed has that particular piece of equipment."

Not sure how you know what I have or don't have and what I'm wearing or not wearing. As if it matters one way or the other, but you keep trying. LOL

May 13, 2014 at 12:24 p.m.
ibshame said...

"Jack_Dennis said... Libbyshame, must have missed that. Seems the contrived kiss rules the air right now. Enjoy"

Since as you say the "kiss" rules the air right now, maybe it would be a good idea to turn off your TV or go to the Home Shopping Network. LOL

May 13, 2014 at 12:27 p.m.
caddy said...

Just looking at this site:

https://www.facebook.com/SevenBridesForSevenBrothers

I'm sure there is a reality show out there: Seven Penises for Seven Assh***S.

May 13, 2014 at 12:38 p.m.
ibshame said...

"Jack_Dennis said... ^^ It's part of the Left's agenda, Zab. As the election nears, you will see more and more references to Racism, Gaydomism, immigrationism, etc. It's simply the strategy of the Dems. Nevermind the divisionism inflicted on the country. Just watch."

You want to talk "DIVISIONISM?" Take a look at one of the GOP's own talking about not being able to recognize his own party. According to him it's not because of the Dems or the so-called "DIVISIONISM" the Dems have created it's coming from inside the Republican Party. But of course since this doesn't fit your agenda no doubt you will chalk it up to the whining of a RINO. LOL

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/brian-sullivan-op-rant-morning-joe

May 13, 2014 at 12:46 p.m.
caddy said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2623565/US-syphilis-rate-gay-bisexual-men.html

IT has NOTHING to do with it being un-natural though. Penis' were always meant for the Ass.

May 13, 2014 at 12:49 p.m.
caddy said...

"In the late 1950's and early 1960's, I began to notice a drift of men into perversions, and now women also. The men, for example, found that not only marital sex but also adulteries were no longer capable of exciting them. As a result, they were experimenting with anal sex, homosexuality, child molestation, incest, and like perversions as a means of reviving their flagging sexuality. The drift was appearing in their forties, at an early age. The pleasure in sex was in violating God's law and in defiling another person. The mentality of the Marquis de Sade was becoming democratized, with ugly results. The pleasure was in sin, not in godliness. This is an ancient impulse, and we see it, certainly, in the behavior of the men of Sodom (Gen. 19:1-19). The attitude of all too many is that of Caligula; when confronted with God's law, their angry response is, "Who dares teach me?" After all, who can teach a god, and, since fallen man is his own god, who can qualify to teach him? Given this premise, the modern educational goal is to teach children that they have a right to create their own value systems, and also to refuse to be bound by them."~ RJR

May 13, 2014 at 12:50 p.m.
caddy said...

“These things can be observed, and so become another source of moral knowledge. Because every part of us has meaning, our very bodies have a language of their own; they say things by what we do with them. Bone speaks to bone, organ to organ, skin to skin. A smile means something friendly; you cannot give that meaning to a slap in the face. You can use a kiss to betray, but only because the kiss, in itself, means something else. Conjugal sex means self- giving, making one flesh out of two. By contrast, when a man puts the part of himself which represents new life into the cavity of another man which represents decay and expulsion, at the most basic of all possible levels he is saying ‘Life, be swallowed in death.’ We cannot overwrite such meanings with different ones just because we want to.

“Design is obvious not just in our bodies but across the whole range of human powers and capacities. The function of fear is to warn; of minds, to deliberate and know; of anger, to prepare for the protection of endangered goods. Everything in us has a purpose; everything is for something. A power is well-used when it is used for that purpose and according to that design. Thus the virtue of courage is not being fearless, but fearing rightly: For the right reasons, in the right way, and to the right degree, neither more nor differently.

—J. Budziszewski, What We Can’t Not Know, p. 86, 7

May 13, 2014 at 12:51 p.m.
ibshame said...

"caddy said... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2623565/US-syphilis-rate-gay-bisexual-men.html

IT has NOTHING to do with it being un-natural though. Penis' were always meant for the Ass."

Well, According to the Bible, you and those like you like to quote from: Adam and Eve DID HAVE TWO SONS AND THERE'S NO MENTION OF ANY OTHER FEMALES OTHER THAN THEIR MOTHER AT THE TIME.

May 13, 2014 at 12:57 p.m.

Mr. Caddie said: "Penis' were always meant for the Ass."

Then you must be worn out.

I am curious, Mr. Caddie. Were you attacked by a penis as a child? Did you not measure up and were ridiculed in gym class? Were you caught ogling the competition? Did Jesus and Jehovah have penises? If so, why?

Surely there's some deep-seeded reason that penises scare you.

May 13, 2014 at 1:07 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

Any mention of Homosexuality and you get KenOrr and Caddy graphically describing anal. Wonder if Caddie has ever received oral, since I take it that he believes that penises are only meant for a woman's vagina, in the missionary position.

May 13, 2014 at 1:10 p.m.
Easy123 said...

Jesus was probably gay. Never married. Hung out with 12 dudes at all times. Had one "beloved" disciple.

May 13, 2014 at 1:11 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

^^ would know

May 13, 2014 at 1:19 p.m.
caddy said...

How diversity promotes tyranny:

Notice how the football player who criticized the sodomite kiss is trying to spin his comments. It's not the fact that it was homosexuals kissing (although we all know this was the real reason), oh no, it was because of the sexual and passionate nature of the public expression of affection. Does anyone really believe a man kissing his female wife in celebration after being picked in the draft would have received any criticism? Expect to see this more and more in the future as people who don't have the testicles to say what they actually mean and what actually offends them try to ban all forms of physical affection from the public sphere, even healthy heterosexual ones, just to avoid having to see the fraction of those actions (homosexuality) which rightfully makes them uncomfortable. And of course, you're going to need rules and regulations, bureaucracies and enforcement officers, and penalties and punishments to enforce these new sweeping bans, all because of sinful diversity and tolerance.

May 13, 2014 at 1:49 p.m.
caddy said...

GaudyINTERGER: the Marriage bed is undefiled. Marriage was never meant for two people of the same sex. Never.

So the question is: Is homosexuality “normal” for “gays?”

“Gays” are not created differently from everyone else. They have heterosexual bodies, with reproductive organs which are designed to make babies. Their sexual urges originate in the same chemical processes in their reproductive systems as everyone else. But for various reasons their sexual “orientation” gets focused in the wrong direction. Orientation is a state of mind, not a biological imperative. Some people are born as hermaphrodites or “intersexuals,” whose bodies are not distinctly male or female due to a birth defect (they have both sets of genitalia). However, the argument for “gay” normalcy is not bolstered by the existence of these unfortunates, but is in fact weakened, since the “intersex” condition is unarguably a physical deformity whose degree of severity is measured by comparison to the normal heterosexual template. In other words, the exception proves the rule.

May 13, 2014 at 1:53 p.m.
caddy said...

What is sexual orientation?

Simple: Orientation means perspective. It describes the relationship between the perceiver and the thing being perceived. A person’s sexual orientation is defined by the focus of his or her sexual interest. Thus, there are as many sexual orientations as there are objects of sexual interest: people of the opposite sex (heterosexuality), people of the same sex (homosexuality), children (pedophilia), animals (bestiality), even inanimate objects such as shoes (various “fetishes“). A list of 30 sexual orientations, from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition is provided in Section 4

Consider that IF people are BORN with the Homosexual tendency -- as they claim -- then so are the other orientations. Now look through those and tell me how you can justify one and not the other based on the simple imperative: I was born that way.

Want to know how ? The State says so. Now, please tell me you truly believe EVERYTHING the state does is right and good.

The Choice before us: God is God and is the arbiter of truth and morals or the state is--or YOU are. Now, we all know we can't have 6 billions individuals running around claiming sovereignty. THe only alternative for you: The State is God.

Might be good enough for you. Something tells me it's not.

May 13, 2014 at 1:59 p.m.
caddy said...

What percentage of the population is homosexual?

The National Health and Social Life Survey, done by the National Opinion Research Center of the University of Chicago in 1994 established a trustworthy baseline. It found that 1% of US females and 1-3% of U.S. males were homosexual (Laumann, Edward O., Gagnon, John H., Michael, Robert T., and Michaels, Stuart. The Social Organization of Sexuality: Sexual Practices in the United States , The University of Chicago Press, Chicago, 2000 edition, p. 293). However, because homosexuality is an acquired condition one would expect to see a rise in homosexual self-identification and behavior in a society that legitimizes it, especially among the youth. In fact, in 2005, the National Center for Health Statistics showed a dramatic increase in reported homosexual experience among young women and men: "Among adults ages 15 to 44, almost 3 percent of men and 4 percent of women reported having a sexual experience with a member of the same sex within the past year, and over their lifetimes, 6 percent of men and 11 percent of women had such experiences” Lewin, Tamar, “Nationwide Survey Includes Data on Teenage Sex Habits,” The New York Times , September 16, 2005.

May 13, 2014 at 2:01 p.m.
caddy said...

That is staggering to think of: We've brought 1-3 % of the Population OUT of the Closet in order to cater to them. Such a small % of the population and look what they control. It boggles the mind how we can let deviants possess this much power. When are we going to bring the other sexual orientations out of the closet ?

May 13, 2014 at 2:04 p.m.

It's always funny to see people like Mr. Caddie attempt to use science when the next time they want science banished and creationism taught.

Does that make Mr. Caddie a scientific hermaphrodite? No - just an ignorant fire-breathing, penis-scared thumper.

It's also interesting to note that Mr. Blue-bottle Fly Conservative, Mr. Orr, and Mr. Caddie dwell excessively on homosexuality, sex, and fetishes.

Is it their non-existent sex life, jealousy, or merely sweet dreams?

May 13, 2014 at 2:06 p.m.
caddy said...

alleBaaBAA: I've got a nice ham sandwich for you.

May 13, 2014 at 2:08 p.m.
caddy said...

Mohammed was a Pedophile you know, like so many other deviant Muslims. They have no problem with their men marrying under-aged girls.

May 13, 2014 at 2:09 p.m.

"caddy said... alleBaaBAA: I've got a nice ham sandwich for you."

Bill Nye has already kicked your Ham sandwich down the road to the Dark Ages where you live.

I will take pastrami-on-rye with extra mustard.

May 13, 2014 at 2:14 p.m.
alprova said...

Caddy Wrote: "Mohammed was a Pedophile you know, like so many other deviant Muslims. They have no problem with their men marrying under-aged girls."

You will DIE you infidel for writing that!!

May 13, 2014 at 2:17 p.m.
Easy123 said...

Kind of like you Christians have no problem with your priests raping and torturing young boys?

Jews have had "arranged" marriages between underage women and older men for thousands of years. Make sure you mention them as well.

May 13, 2014 at 2:20 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

Caddy, what about buffets (the All-You-Can-Eat variety)? Gluttony is also a sin, or "deviant behavior" as you eloquently described it. Why no crusade against Ryan's or Golden Corral by the religious right? Oh that's right, you would be chastising a large percentage of parishioners which would could result in a huge hit to the collection plate.

May 13, 2014 at 2:21 p.m.
caddy said...

LOL: Alprova ! We are all dying daily, me included.

Guess we know Alprova doesn't like Ham sammiches !

Exposed.

May 13, 2014 at 2:21 p.m.
caddy said...

Till a man be served himself, he will not serve the Lord Christ. Nay, while he wants faith, he wants the Love of Christ, and therefore he lives not to Christ, but to himself, because he loves himself.

Hence

All that a man doeth, not out of love [ for Christ's Honor ], is out of hypocrisy. Wheresoever love is not, there is nothing but hypocrisy in such a man's heart. Edward Fischer, "Marrow of Modern Divinity

May 13, 2014 at 2:22 p.m.
caddy said...

I haven't eaten at a golden corral since I was 17, GaudyInterger.

My crusade against them is in simple abstinence due to preference. I'm not an over-eater by nature though I have gorged a time or two like every man probably has--when famished. That no more makes one a glutton than a man in the moon however.

People look for the One true God like a thief is looking for a policeman. It just doesn't happen. If He doesn't look for ( and find you ) you won't be found.

May 13, 2014 at 2:28 p.m.
caddy said...

Bill Nye ! Oh you mean the Bill Nye from Dancing with the Stars. Got it. He was as smooth a dancer as he was debater.

LOL. That is Rich.

May 13, 2014 at 2:30 p.m.
caddy said...

Easy123. I'm not fond of the Jews. The little nation in the middle east is largely comprised of agnostics and Orthodox Christ - haters. God may have a plan for grafting that people back in, but as for now: The Church is the New Israel of God. Jews come into the kingdom the same way ( "Goyim"--their term for you and I ) all Gentiles do: Faith in Christ. That faith is Given. No man deserves that faith. All men are deserving of death and hell.

Bahnsen had much good to say here:

http://www.monergism.com/thethreshold/articles/onsite/notallisrael.html

May 13, 2014 at 2:33 p.m.
Easy123 said...

Do you know how insane you sound when you try to talk for your god?

This place oozes ignorance.

May 13, 2014 at 2:35 p.m.
caddy said...

No Easy, this place oozes liberal progressive sheepdom, crass asses such as yourself.

May 13, 2014 at 2:36 p.m.
caddy said...

When the Faith Dies, the Culture Dies, the Civilization Dies, the People Die. That is the Progression. Pat Buchanan

We are witnessing ... the ... Progression

May 13, 2014 at 2:38 p.m.
caddy said...

Easy123, you are no different than the hordes of other sheep that comment here. Like the others you prefer an order that permits Sin ( the thrust of ToonBoy's cartoon ) and forbids freedom. You see God's law as tyranny because it is a control on YOUR ( and the society at large ) Sin whereas you prefer controls on freedom and a license to sin. There truly IS Nothing new under the sun.

May 13, 2014 at 2:42 p.m.
Easy123 said...

There are no bigger sheep than the religious. You have your head so far up your own ass, you're suffocating.

We get it. You read an old book. Now, you think you know everything. You don't.

Your Jesus isn't coming back. Your holy book is a book of myths, lies, historical inaccuracies, immoral teachings, and bullish!t. You cling to ignorance and ignore fact, truth, and science. You're as backward as the god you claim to worship. You make up the rules as you go along and pick and choose what parts of your holy book are applicable. The vast majority of your political leanings are based on the bullish!t you believe.

It never ends with you folks. Michael Sam kissing another man is "pushing gay down your throat", yet you have the nerve to tell people how to live and that they're going to an eternal hell in the next sentence!? You're F'd up in the head, pal.

May 13, 2014 at 2:43 p.m.
Easy123 said...

What sin? What control on freedom? Now you're claiming to know me too? So you speak for your god AND you know about MY life? AMAZING!

"God's law" is ridiculous. I happen to like wearing a nice cotton blend in the summer. I think tattoo's are cool. Shellfish tastes pretty good. I could go on and on.

It's all fairytale and bullish!t with you hosers. Look how much hate you've spewed just for this cartoon! You can't help yourself.

May 13, 2014 at 2:48 p.m.

Cdiie said, "Easy123. I'm not fond of the Jews. The little nation in the middle east is largely comprised of agnostics and Orthodox Christ - haters."

Ah, the true swastika colors come out of your closet. You qualify for inclusion in Mr. Conservative's favorite Christian Club with his good buddy Hitler.

Another example of Christian love from the littlest Nazi, Heinrich Caddie.

No matzo balls for you.

May 13, 2014 at 2:51 p.m.
caddy said...

T. S. Eliot spoke of these people as "The Hollow Men": We are the hollow men We are the stuffed men Leaning together Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass Or rats' feet over broken glass In our dry cellar.? All that is now left for such people to do is to make a nonrational leap of faith into sex, drugs, anything they can think of, because they are now living under the line of apostate humanist despair. They have given up all hope of achieving a rational unified answer to the problems of knowledge and life.

May 13, 2014 at 3:14 p.m.
caddy said...

AllieBaaabaa, you are going to have to help me. With a Screen name like that and defending the jews. LOL

You sir are OXYMORONIC for sure.

May 13, 2014 at 3:16 p.m.
caddy said...

Easy123. You don't believe in Sin, so how can you believe in hate. Tell me how matter, a collection of atoms clanging around can clang around on another collection of cells in the form of hate. How does that happen in a world of mere matter ?

May 13, 2014 at 3:19 p.m.
caddy said...

All I see is a bunch of cosmic crap. Nice to see alprova exposed for the ham-hater he is though.

May 13, 2014 at 3:20 p.m.
Easy123 said...

Nothing you say makes sense.

I believe in right and wrong. Sin is an all-encompassing word Christians use to alienate others. It means nothing to anyone that doesn't buy in to your judgmental, sanctimonious drivel.

And since when is the belief in "sin" and "hate" synonymous? Riddle me that, Einstein.

Are you on drugs? "Clanging"? Do you even know what matter is?

May 13, 2014 at 3:24 p.m.

Israel is the only Democracy in the middle east, it's made up of Jews, Christians, Muslims, Arabs..etc. The Israeli government is represented by all of those. It has more than one official language. Arabs and Muslims are citizens in Israel.

You libs don't know what you're talking about.

May 13, 2014 at 3:27 p.m.
Easy123 said...

The only person talking about Israel is caddy, moron.

May 13, 2014 at 3:33 p.m.

"caddy said... AllieBaaabaa, you are going to have to help me. With a Screen name like that and defending the jews. LOL"

Not everyone is a misanthropic, homophobic, anti-semitic racist like you. Nor is everyone afraid of sex either.

I suspect you're the Ed Gein type of momma's boy, a bed-wetter, teased by playmates and called "Stinky", and still a chronic masterbator.

Unable to successfully have relations through your impotence with women, you combine your fantasies of sex and sadism through mental flagellation revolving around extreme Christian fundamentalism in an attempt to not act on your closeted and deeply disturbing (to you) wishes of homosexuality.

Do you still attempt to pray your gay away?

May 13, 2014 at 3:53 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Easy, you couldn't have possibly learned all that at the 3rd tier law school. Right?

May 13, 2014 at 4:07 p.m.
GaussianInteger said...

"You don't believe in Sin, so how can you believe in hate."

You fanatics never cease to amaze. There is right and wrong, no Bible is necessary. There was right and wrong thousands of years before the Bible was penned. If some of you guys would just think about some of the sh!t you post, maybe you would get an inkling to how insane you guys sound.

May 13, 2014 at 5:03 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Homophobia: A term created by fascists and used by cowards to manipulate morons. -unknown

May 13, 2014 at 6:15 p.m.

The word "sin" is strictly a religious term and has no meaning in a secular world.

Sin was used as a term to mean the violation of the Abrahamic God's rules. Since there is no Abrahamic God, there is no sin in reality.

But religious fundamentalists, particularly Christian fundamentalists in America, use it to mean anything of which they disapprove.

It is not based on morality but religious dogma to hold people in mental bondage to church officials who interpret the meaning of sin.

Unsurprisingly, it's usually what a fundamentalist's neighbor is doing that the fundamentalist wants to do but is too scared.

May 13, 2014 at 6:19 p.m.
rengerry said...

Hey Jack, which one are you in the quote - the fascist, the coward or the moron?

May 13, 2014 at 6:32 p.m.
fairmon said...

Obama has a medical emergency, on the way to the hospital I assume, apparently the problem is he can't stop pooten (sp).

May 13, 2014 at 7:48 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

Well Gerry, I'm not the one throwing the term around. That would be your ilk.

May 13, 2014 at 8:15 p.m.

And? Moron? What about it, if the only talking about Israel is the person you mentioned? Arrogant dick.

May 13, 2014 at 9:01 p.m.

"zableedofisterix said... And? Moron? What about it, if the only talking about Israel is the person you mentioned? Arrogant dick."

Take it easy there Mr. Zableedingfistula. It was your good fellow Christian fundamentalist Mr. Caddie who admitted his anti-semitism today.

Isn't that strange? One fundy is a closeted Nazi and the other fundy is afraid to look in his closet.

Have another drink of NyQuil (the preferred drink of Baptists), Mr. Zableedingfistula and let Jesus take you away to slumberland.

May 13, 2014 at 9:49 p.m.
fairmon said...

A lot of queer comments here today.

May 13, 2014 at 9:59 p.m.

Allah, grab your prayer rug and beat it.

So, anyone who criticizes the gay movement is a closeted homosexual?

You can accept what you want, but you'll never convince 98% of the world that seeing two men kiss with cake all over their faces is a beautiful and normal thing. Good luck with that.

May 13, 2014 at 11:14 p.m.
TheJackDennis said...

allah/blackwater/dude_ still hung up on Nazis.

May 13, 2014 at 11:36 p.m.
caddy said...

Sorry Towel Heads, but Muslim's are hell bent on conquest--whether by attrition, Positive birth rate #'s, war, by what ever means necessary.

History proves it.

http://www.amazon.com/Gods-Battalions-The-Case-Crusades/dp/0061582603

May 14, 2014 at 9:12 a.m.
caddy said...

AllahsDUMBYougerBrutha JUST happens to be one of the many Dumb Muslims who is ignorant of world history. Nothing new under the sun.

May 14, 2014 at 9:13 a.m.
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