• Chicken wings
• Sampler platter
Source: Tara Streck, manager Bud's Sports Bar, Chattanooga
It's being called the "cheesepocalpyse," "cheeseaggedon," and "cheesenado" - a reported Velveeta shortage weeks before the Super Bowl that threatens to leave football fans holding bare tortilla chips bereft of queso dip.
National news outlets glommed onto the story after AdvertisingAge reported that the gooey, smooth-melting processed cheese product was in short supply at unnamed East Coast grocery stores. Some sources soon speculated that Kraft might have manufactured the looming shortage as a "cheesy marketing ploy," as one pundit put it, to boost sales.
A quick check Wednesday of two Chattanooga-area grocery stores found plenty of Velveeta in stock.
"We've even got it on display," said Greg Mitchell, grocery department manager at the Signal Mountain Road Walmart where 300 2-pound loafs of Velveeta were in stock. Demand hadn't shot up, he said.
"The sales here have been the same," Mitchell said.
The St. Elmo Bi-Lo was fully stocked with a variety of Velveeta - not only original flavor, but sharp cheddar, queso blanco and a low-fat version made with 2 percent milk.
"I have it all," the supermarket's dairy and frozen food manager Leona Greene said.
Greene was surprised to hear about the alleged run on Velveeta. She said demand has fallen during the past five years.
"I used to sell more," Greene said. "More people have gotten on the hummus bandwagon."
Hummus, a dip made of ground chickpeas flavored with such things as hot peppers and garlic, is catching on - even with guys, she said. Likewise, Greene said, Greek yogurt dip is gaining ground on traditional French onion dip made with sour cream.
"There's some actually good-tasting healthier options," she said.
Nachos will be on the menu on Feb. 2 when the Make-A-Wish East Tennessee it holds its largest Chattanooga fundraiser of the year, a $1,000-a-table Super Bowl Sunday party at the "biggest screen in Chattanooga" - the Tennessee Aquarium IMAX Theater.
The nacho station will have a made-to-order guacamole. But the nonprofit organization's Director of Development Stephanie Wilkins wasn't sure if the caterer planned to stock up on Velveeta.
"Apparently, we may need to," she said, adding. "I'm not sure if there's any of that on [the menu]."
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