I hope you all (re)enjoy my revised poem from a December 2010 column. And regardless of your faith, culture, or inclination, have a very Merry Christmas!
"'Tis the Sunday of Christmas
Throughout our fair town,
And consumers rejoice
For bargains they've found.
All were so cautious
To avoid any scam;
You're so very smart
To send crooks on the lam.
Product safety is urgent
You heeded advice,
Didn't ignore those dangers
And perchance saved your life.
The gaily wrapped presents
All under the tree
Bought with good sense
(Though none were free).
An outfit for Mom
A new phone for Dad,
Purchased on sale
With help from the ads.
Little Sue loves her doll
And the ring for her toe;
Thanks, dollar store deals,
For saving them dough.
Two gift cards for Kevin
And three for young Dick
Don't take any chances,
Spend them right quick.
Santa was happy
As were his "elves,"
For such clever shoppers
Who emptied store shelves.
As day turns to nightfall
Celebrations abound,
With savvy consumers
All across town!"
Contact Ellen Phillips at consumerwatch@timesfreepress.com or at 423-757-6340.