Looking for something to do today? Here are some ideas.
* MOUTH OF THE SOUTH Twelve finalists compete in last round of stand-up comedy contest at 8 p.m. today at Vaudeville Cafe, 138 Market St. Free admission but $5 purchase minimum. 517-1839, www.funnydinner.com.
* BIG STINK TOUR Comedian Doug Stanhope headlines performance at Lindsay Street Performance Hall, 901 Lindsay St., with Carlos Valencia and Junior Stopka, at 8 p.m. today. Admission: $25. 755-9111.
* PARK(ING) PLANS Planning meeting at 9 a.m. today at Allied Arts, 406 Frazier Ave., for artists, designers and others interested in taking part in Park(ing) Day Sept. 21, in which metered parking spots are transformed into temporary public parks. Contact: email@example.com, 529-0315.