Military expert: Stop Georgia water grab with mortars at Sir Goony's Family Fun Center

Military expert: Stop Georgia water grab with mortars at Sir Goony's Family Fun Center

April 1st, 2013 by Andy Sher in Local Regional News

NASHVILLE - Watch out Georgia because Tennessee now has a ready-to-use military defense plan designed to keep your peach-picking hands out of the Volunteer State's Tennessee River water.

And East Ridge, well, you better get used to being part of Ground Zero in the firefight.

In a tongue-in-cheek article, Chattanooga native Andrew Exum outlines how the Volunteer State can best deploy troops to deter a potential Georgia invasion to gain access to Tennessee water.

He's calling for a "static defense," which assumes the main line of invading, water-crazed Atlantans and Georgia lawmakers will strike in suburban SUVs coming up Interstate 75, before turning west on I-24 to Chattanooga and the river.