June 14th, 2009 in Opinion Rants

PASSPORTS ARE the only ID accepted throughout the world except at Riverbend. Who decided my passport is not an acceptable document to get a wristband?

ATTENTION MR. PRESIDENT: The United States of America is a Christian nation. The U.S.A. is not a Muslim nation.

IF YOU HAVE had a sign for the last five years that said "Support the president and our troops," why remove it now? Unpatriotic?

ASK LAMAR ALEXANDER how much it will cost us to print and distribute millions of GM stock certificates. Is that financially feasible?

ME THINKS Nancy Pelosi doth suffer from selective memory!

CHANGE THE "Tennessee Legislature" signs to "NRA ANNEX." Vote out these paranoid gun nuts. They're downright embarrassing.

ELECTED LAWYERS see fit to mix firearms with intoxicated individuals. Why not permit sober voters in courtrooms or legislative halls packing a six-shooter?

IF I WERE SO fearful that I couldn't go anywhere without a loaded gun, I hope someone would get me psychiatric help!

NEW SONG: "Don't take your gun to town, son," bloody nose is better than getting shot.

YOU MAY WANT to rethink receiving organ donations. You may get a Democrat's brain and a Republican's heart ... talk about dumb and selfish!

RICH LIBERALS publicly embrace high taxes, public education and freedom of speech but privately avoid all three!