December 9th, 2012 in Opinion Rants

HONK IF YOU haven't been offered the UT football coaching job yet!

HEY ALL YOU Phillip Fulmer haters, just how has it been working out for you?

I WONDER IF Medicare was ever called LBJCare by conservatives?

CONGRATULATIONS ON getting on the Appropriations Committee, Chuck. Now how about appropriating some funds our way?

RON RAMSEY wants to keep the sales tax on food and reduce the tax on unearned income. What's wrong with this picture?

I SO HOPE that I don't go over the fiscal cliff and land in the doughnut hole.

THE PEOPLE who used to yell "America, love it or leave it" and who are now signing petitions to secede can leave anytime.

IF YOUR DREAM was to waste a buck on a lottery ticket, then congratulations. All your wishes have come true.

IF I WERE on the grand jury, bully policemen in our area would be indicted for their "overzealousness" overlooked by those on the current jury.

GIVEN THE new restaurant with the vulgar name, maybe the town should consider changing its name to "Redneck Bank."

I'M LOOKING forward to driving to Red Bank and eating at Sofa King Juicy Burgers. Mainly just to piss off all the right people.