Rants

ZACH WAMP says he likes to serve people. Hey Zach, how about, "Would you like fries with that?"

REDUCE GLOBAL pollution, keep Air Force One in its hangar.

I'M A LITTLE P-piqued at the P-politicians more concerned for the P-party than for the P-people. We've got a motorboat P-puttsing along here.

WANTED: Contributions for expansion of the right wing of the Chattanooga Zoo to house ignoramuses.

LOCAL TAXPAYERS to pay for a $16 million garage for TVA employees? A disgusting use of taxpayer money! Let those who use it fund it!

PRESIDENT OBAMA was a constitutional professor and doesn't understand the definition of a tax.

WITHOUT FOOD and water, the unemployed will die. That should cut the deficit at least $1 trillion!

RED BANK City Manager Dorsey, Commissioners Pierce, Jones and Millard, should conduct Red Bank business at the City Commission meeting, not at Commissioner Pierce's residence.

PEOPLE OUTRAGED by Arizona law requiring ID for "suspected illegals," but not by 92-year-old having to show ID to buy a beer.

THE FREE PRESS sheds crocodile tears about the oil spill but doesn't condemn the craven capitalists who caused it.

ONLY IN Chattanooga, a sign outside Walgreens reads "nebulizers, cold beer."

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