From the "Talks too much" studios, you're Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago?
There are a couple of sports-related commercial phrases from our childhood that have rooted in our trivia-tastic brain.
One of them is the old, "Alcoa can't wait" commercial that was hooked to a great NFL comeback from the previous week and played during the two-minute warning break of Sunday NFL games. The graphics were completely 1970s-spectacular, too. The other is the old-school, "The NBA.... it's FAN-tastic."
Not sure if Alcoa has developed more patience or not, but last night the NBA was FAN-flippin-tastic.
The rusty Heat were bullied by the Chicago Bulls in a dichotomy game filled with big shots - none of which down the stretch were made by MVP LeBron James.
Here are the swing factors that make you go "Hmmmmmm" of the Bulls' Game 1 win over Miami:
• The biggest guy on the floor was 5-foot-5 Nate Robinson.
• The toughest guy on the floor is the son of French tennis player with puffy hair and puffy shirts in Joakim Noah.
• The best three guards on the Bulls roster - Derrick Rose, Loul Dang and Kirk Henrich - played as many minutes as you did, and the Bulls still lead 1-0.
• On the road and counting heavily on Jimmy Butler - who has logged more minutes than Jimmy Chitwood in the last three games - the Bulls scored the last 10 points of the game for the 93-86 win. Butler has played all 48 minutes in each of the last three Bulls' playoff games.
CUH-razy stuff. It was FAN-tastic. (Granted, we believe that it had the feel of Game 1 of the 2001 NBA Finals when the 76ers won at L.A., then the Lakers won the next four, but it still gives hope for a knockdown series.)
And the even more FAN-tastic game was the nightcap of the NBA playoff doubleheader on TNT.
Sadly, we did not stay up for the end when Manu Ginobli hit a 3 from the wing with 1.2 seconds left in the second overtime for a 129-127 San Antonio Spurs win over Golden State. But we were there through a good portion of this one, and there were two primary takeaways, one that is confirming a major shocker and the other proving a consistent point in sports.
First, the shocker. We are stunned, Stunned, STUNNED how great Steph Curry is as an NBA player. He's one of the game's 10 best players. He went for 44 points in a variety of ways last night and is having the same success in the NBA he had in the SoCon. When he came out of Davidson, we believed he would be a fine pro, a 12-15-point-a-game guy that would have a 12-year career and get hot once every other week and hit double-digit 3s. Instead, he's a smoother shooting George Gervin, who definitely has a scoring title in his future.
Second, the Spurs are a championship franchise with a matching championship fortitude. Those characteristics show themselves at different times, but they were undeniable in the final minutes of regulation when the Spurs battled back with an 18-2 run to close the fourth quarter and force overtime.
Clicking between the NBA and the Braves' 7-4 win over the Cincinnati Reds last night was good TV time. Well-played indeed.
The Braves had 11 hits and four walks and struck out 15 times, including a mid-game stretch of seven consecutive whiffs that made us wonder if Fredi G was going to bring the batting tee out for a couple the kids like Lil' Danny and B.J. (To be fair, Dan Struggla lifted his average to .196 with two hits last night. To be fair, part II, even with Uggla's two hits, B.J. Upton and Uggla combined to go 2-for-8 with six Ks. As Cameron Fry said, "A-swing batter.")
But enough about the bad, this game featured some really good news for Johnny Braves Fans everywhere.
Brian McCann returned behind the plate, and his presence makes this arguably the deepest Braves roster in a longtime and maybe ever. With Evan Gattis, who played left field last night, Jordan Schafer, Reed Johnson, et al., this could be the best bench in baseball. And that's a chief reason this team is 19-12 despite DL stints for McCann, Freddie Freeman and Jason Heyward.
Paul Maholm is a solid, serviceable and stand-up lefty who eats innings and makes quality pitches. Does he have dominating stuff? Nope, but he keeps you in games and throws strikes. We approve of both of those things.
Finally, is there a young shortstop in baseball you would rather have than Andrelton Simmons? Simmons, who hit two homers and made a play so slick in the field, you had to watch it in slow-motion to appreciate it, is 23 and has the potential to be a multiple-time Gold Glove winner. With the two-homer, three-hit night Monday, Simmons is 6-for-his-last-13 with six RBIs. He's still learning at the plate but his instincts are top shelf, highlighted by his improvised, between-the-legs tag on a pick-off play last night. Watch it here.
Butch Jones and Mark Richt are in town today. If the mood suited you, you could have lunch listening to Butch and dinner listening to Richt. As Ferris suggested, "It is so choice. If you have the means I highly recommend" it.
We're hoping to swing by Orange Grove today and say hi to Butch, but we'll see. (Coach Richt is in conflict the 5-year-old Bulls tonight, but a rain out seems likely. Side question: When did the weather climate of the 423 become equal to Seattle? And if that's the case, we need some better coffee at the TFP.)
These trips highlight the modern job description of college football coaches. Between recruiting and PR tours and meeting boosters - and then all the work that goes into coaching - it's a 330-day-a-year gig now. It's also one of the reasons that there are going to be fewer and fewer guys that last 15-to-20 years places like Tennessee and Georgia.
The demands - of time and success and everything else - are too great. And so is the money. In 10 years, a successful coach at an SEC power program will make anywhere from $30-50 million. (That kind of coin can make it a lot easier to do a little glad handing, you know?)
- Five-star linebacker Matthew Thomas signed with Florida State in February. This week, he has asked for a release from his scholarship and is reportedly looking at going to Georgia or USC.
- We learned Monday that former Miami quarterback Vinny Testaverde will be part of the 2013 college football Hall of Fame. The other 11 members of the class will be announced today. Testaverde was 23-3 as a starter for the 'Canes, who were some serious bad mamma-jammers back then.
- Speaking of the Hall of Fame, five fellows were inducted into the Golf Hall of Fame on Monday, including Colin Montgomery and Fred Couples. Couples, who won 15 times on tour and claimed the 1992 Masters by the thinnest of margins, got only 51 percent in the voting - the lowest total of any Hall of Fame member. Couples battled back problems through a lot of the latter stages of his PGA career. What say you, is Freddie Couples overrated or is he more like Sandy Koufax, a pure natural who would have had better numbers if not for the injuries?
- UTC AD David Blackburn met with the Quarterback Club on Monday. By all accounts, he did swimmingly, as was detailed in today's TFP. Also of note, Blackburn expects to start naming basketball coaches in the next 7-10 days.
As always feel free to riff on any of the above questions:
Who would it take for for the Braves to deal Andrelton Simmons? Is Freddie Couples overrated or does he deserve to be in the Hall of Fame?
You guys led an excellent discussion of successful parent-child sports success on Monday.
Let's continue it here: What's your Rushmore of best parent-child sports success? What's your worst?
Here's a starting point for best - Bobby and Barry Bonds; the Hulls, the Earnhardts, and ????
The starting point for the apple falling miles from the tree is Pete Rose and Pete Rose Jr. And in a rare double play, Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Kerry Earnhardt could be in the conversation.