How about Chuck Barris, game show producer, host of The Gong Show and if you believe him, well, he could tell you. But then he'd have to kill ya.
5, come on, you gotta put Chuck Person the (other) Rifleman in there.
Chuck Norris is 74? His birthday cake candles blow themselves out, don't they?
How did the Mocs lose to my Eagles? Sure, Jelani and Tre are good players. But that's just about all that team has.
But 5, if you win your regular season in a non-big time conference, your reward is getting the top seed to feast on the crap teams in your less than stellar conference. And if you can't beat them in your conference tournament, do you really deserve a shot? Granted, it happens, though rarely, where a sub .500 team makes the conference championship game and pulls off a stunner. I think that only adds to the allure. And if you're the regular season champ and face the tournament champ after you didn't win it, do you deserve a second shot?
Two weeks for Nique to get five assists? Try two months. Still believe the Hawks chances for anything ever ended the day they signed Reggie Theus. Theus, Nique and Moses on the same team? Unless they went and got Bob Cousy, who was ever gonna pass the basketball?
The college Rushmore ... Alcindor, Walton, David Thompson, Len Bias. The Spy will now close his office door and wipe a tear away thinking about Len Bias. Almost want to substitute Pistol Pete for Lew.
So Struggla's hitting .300 in spring training. There are fewer emptier numbers than those generated in exhibition seasons.
Dan Patrick has been railing about how unwatchable college hoops has become. I don't know. I watched T.J. Warren from N.C. State put on a show the other night against a good Pitt team in Pittsburgh. There was last night's Tech shocker in the Carrier Dome (Syracuse is an underrated town. It's also usually under eight feet of snow, but it is an underrated town).
The throwbacks (more like throw, followed by a different directional word) of the Broncos and Steelers specifically are ghastly. The Alex English-Dan Issel era Denver Nuggets unis ... also not good. The Vancouver Canucks, circa 1982, also an experiment in ugly.
So Golf Channel, in honor of National Pancake Day, had Brooke Pancake for their Morning Drive show. She talked about her husband Derek. She didn't marry Derek Rende, did she?
Once Busty Cops 2 wasn't nominated for an Oscar, I wasn't going to watch.