Wow Bumpkin. If you don't think you'll like an article then don't read it. It's that simple. I guess some people don't seem to understand that humor is still allowed in the media, but that must be difficult for someone WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR OR PERSONALITY AT ALL to understand. One other thing. You may want to proof read your comments before you post them. Your grammar in "You wonder why there is some much attention? You wrote the story. This isn't the first pill of drivel you have penned about zombies. It your age, don't you think you could write something that as meaning?" is pretty horrible.