Here's how the conversation probably went . . .
VICTIM: I say, officer, some wanton fellow has thrust his alabaster posterior at me as I set upon the loo.
OFFICER: Goodness gracious, you mean his glistening white buttocks!?
VICTIM: Indeed! He must have been one of those Libertarians!
Man charged with exposure at Northgate Mall after showing ‘glistening white buttocks’
Here's how the conversation probably went . . . VICTIM: I say, officer, some wanton fellow has thrust his alabaster posterior at me as I set upon the loo. OFFICER: Goodness gracious, you mean his glistening white buttocks!? VICTIM: Indeed! He must have been one of those Libertarians!