allahsyoungerbrother's comment history

timbo said...

"allahisapissant...yea, yea...I am guilty of a typo...big deal. This stuff is so important, maybe I should hire an editor to catch my Cook. Did I spell "piss ant" correctly? I hope so.."

timbo wrote: "Typical responses from the "I won't something free" crowd."

Your incorrect use of "won't" instead of the correct "want" is not a typo — it's ignorance. But spin away, timbo, it's hilarious.

August 28, 2014 at 11:17 a.m.

timbo said...

"Typical responses from the "I won't something free" crowd."

Perhaps you should have listened to your English teacher.

August 28, 2014 at 10:31 a.m.

Avowed and Brazen Conservative Dingleberry wrote:

"Most everyone knows that you have stated that you are an Atheist and a proud heathen so you are wasting your time with me."

It's not a time-waster at all! You're funnier than Nathan Lane in "The Birdcage," stranger than Hannibal Lecter, and as straight as Ted Haggard.

Do drink plenty of water. With all that foaming at the mouth, constant drooling over semi-robed Greek Gods, and spittle on your monitor and keyboard, you'll dehydrate.

We don't want to lose you. Your the best spokesman for freethinkers, agnostics, and atheists on this forum. Keep up the good work!

But do stay in the closet. We don't want you to give gay people a bad name.

August 28, 2014 at 9:52 a.m.

Conservative wrote: "the one who points out the gross sin is a sodomite."

Confession time from Jehovah's favorite dingleberry?

Poor Conman. I'm sure he/she/it spent hours gazing at Atlas holding the earth just imagining what's underneath the robe. This person goes to bed thinking about penises and wakes up thinking about penises. He has penises on the brain.

Doesn't that make him a dickhead?

August 28, 2014 at 8:23 a.m.

Timbo is unable to respond tonight as he's attending the coronation of Rhonda Thurman after her glorious thousand-vote margin write-in victory.

August 27, 2014 at 9:34 p.m.

Conservative (Jehovah's favorite dingleberry), did you pray your gay away yet or are you still struggling with it?

I bet you are cute in flowing robes just like Mary Magdalene. Or do you prefer Peter?

August 27, 2014 at 9:10 p.m.

conservative said... "My God supplies all my need,(Philippians 4:19}"

Question: Why are FundyNutZ safe from zombies?

Answer: Zombies only eat brains.

August 27, 2014 at 5:13 p.m.

Range instructor stupid enough to allow a nine-year old girl a fully automatic weapon then gets shot by girl. . . I believe we have a contender for a Darwin Award.

How will Fox News spin this? Will FundyNutZ claim the instructor was the anti-Christ?

The new NRA slogan is, "I'll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands or when I allow a nine-year old girl to shoot me because I'm stupid!"

Fait accompli.

August 27, 2014 at 5:02 p.m.

conservative said... "Mr. Bennett who often brings up the issue of Homosexuality/sodomy has his earth god dressed for a Homosexual bath house."

Where is your house and will you be popping out of your closet?

August 27, 2014 at 3:54 p.m.

Sorry if I hurt your feelings Sago. I'm sure it brought up unpleasant memories for you.

Did some member of your family have eyes for Mandingo and you wound up, shall we say, with a "short stick?"

August 27, 2014 at 3:12 p.m.

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