"This man has been let go by God to think on his own and it clearly shows."
Why? Because Al doesn't think about the penis all day as you and your Jehovah do?
Creepy Conservative, since you enjoy viewing men wearing bath-towels, mentally undressing Greek gods, and constantly discuss penises and homosexuals do you also imagine what Jesus and Jehovah must be concealing under their robes?
You have a medical condition called Penis-on-the Brain making you a true FundyNutZ dickhead.
Poor Conman. He's suffering from Homoitis-on-the-Brain, a peculiar affliction of FundyNutZ. With Conman it's Homoitis 'round the clock. He goes to bed with homoitis and wakes up with homoitis.
Wonder if Jehovah forgives Conman for his homoitis?
If they got together I'm sure they'd be bloodshed.
Each would be trying to out Jesus the others, each making their dogmatic doctrine the "only" true one, and each claiming that Jehovah talks to them (but all with different and contradictory statements from Jehovah).
Like children arguing over who's the greatest superhero, Batman or Superman. But most kids realize that Batman and Superman are fictional characters.
Those FundyNutZ aren't that smart.
"You have stated that you are an Atheist and a proud heathen.
And you dare judge the sanity of others!"
Another gem from Sir Creeps-A-Lot! Ever notice how FundyNutZ rely on non-sequiturs?
The day of laughter continues with more comedy stylings from Creepy-Con.
And not one god in sight!
"I don't see any letter by Ken Orr.
However,I am glad to see that he is in your head."
Could it be for the same reason when you think of Larry and Curly the name Moe comes to mind?
This forum has its own FundyNutZ Three Stooges.
Please keep posting, Creepy Conservative. You're always good for laughs.
Thanks for the hilarious letter on Monday morning.
Like other FundyNutZ with your creationism, blind worship of an monstrous imaginary god, and belief in the inequality of women, you've brightened my day to see another public example of why religious fundamentalism has no place in public schools and government.
I particularly enjoyed your comment, "And when fornication is subsidized."
Jehovah loved fornication. That's why he gave virgin captives to his "Holy" men.
In checking your past posts on this forum I see where you were/are receiving welfare from the taxpayers. Seems as though taxpayers are subsidizing your fornication too!
And since you're claiming now to be a speechwriter for Jehovah, see if he'll get you can get a new tin-foil hat with coat-hanger antenna.
Batman may be trying to reach you too!
"Who hijacked tolerance?"
Since 1980 it's the right-wing Christian fundamentalist movement.
Once again Conservative's comment shows his predilection for all things gay.
Not content with peeping under the robes of Greek gods, he's now imagining the sexual apparatus of stick figures (always men or boys).
While in "The Sixth Sense" the small boy saw dead people, in Conservative's world he sees gay people, even in cartoons.
I wonder what he sees in the mirror?
Dear Ms. Pickard,
There's been at least 3000 different gods since mankind started keeping records. Your Jehovah is just one of many.
Your Jehovah promoted slavery, rape, murder, incest, genocide, killing infants and innocent men, women, and children just to soothe his psychotic mind.
Can't you find a better god than Jehovah? Of course none of them (including your Jehovah) is real, but at least find a decent imaginary god if you must be so thick.
GEORGE HELTON, Hixson
"Either you are right or God is right!"
Or Mr. Helton is right and Jehovah is wrong. At least Mr. Helton exists.
Creepy Conservative, don't you have public bathhouses to patrol today? Maybe a trip to the Nashville copy of the Parthenon where you can again mentally undress the Greek gods?
Creepy Conservative is another fine example of why religious fundamentalism should stay out of public schools and government (and away from children).