There was a golf common tater who said women couldn't play golf because their mammary protuberances got in the way.
John Rocker was never the same after his loose talk.
Not-quite Presidents Rick Perry and Mitt Romney had their serious slips.
And the champ: Marge Schott.
AU point shaving? Say it ain't so, Varez.
Our Bravos have the largest division lead in MLB at seven games. After struggling with one of the most competitive divisions in recent years, this one could be wrapped up early.
Tip o' the softball cap to the strong Weekleys and the Lady Vols.
Heard a national common tater say today that Gee had insulted the entire SEC, especially Louisville. I knew there had been rumors...
Basketball season is over. It ended when UL cut down the nets. Kevin Ware's back in the gym shooting jumpers. Hooray! Pitino calls Gee a "pompous ass." Hmmm. Don't guess Ricky'll be spreading sunscreen on Gordon's bare back.
Fiver, 962, fec, and the rest who weighed in on the foursome, have you been checked for low-T? Why wouldn't you want to golf with the four supermodels who had their suits painted on in the most recent SI swimsuit issue? You shouldn't have to check whether your putter was anchored against your gut when on the greens with that winsome quad.
JMC--Excellent riff on predictable sports cliches. Yours is a close second to Crash's soliloquy in Bull Durham, and the one Florida's SID will be using after the Satan tiff.
Yes, but try taking on Sir Charles in a game of horse, Honest Abe in rail-splitting, The Queen in croquet, and Professor Einstein in making bagels.
My understanding of the concrete polls (or poles, if you prefer), is that they are temporary, until the little trees grow up. Hope so. Vanna, can I buy an E ?
Congrats to The Lady Vols for their softball awesomeness. And congrats also to The Fighting Butches for climbing to #1 in the Rivals 2014 football list, as Downtown reports.
But equally awesome (from a down-looking-up perspective) is that UK is #12 on that same list, ahead of The Plainsmen, The G-Dawgs, and The Gators. Because of The SEC's dominance, #12 nationally is only #5 in the league.
When The Bravos got the Upton brothers, which of us knew which one would be the superstar?
OG--Once we Noogans of a certain age shuffle off our moral coils, say in another 20-25 years, it'll be possible to tear down the house that Joe Engel built.
I say again that UK's Stoops may be the best new SEC football hire. Today Rivals rates Kentucky's 2014 class (#11) ahead of Bama's (#12). They have the Fighting Butches at #3, A&M at #5, LS&U at #7, The War Eagles at #14, and The Water Lizards at #15. Course it's early yet.
Apparently UK has only the seventh-best college basketball fans, behind #1 Louisville, Arizona, Duke, Arkansas, North Carolina and Texas. So says the Emory Sports Marketing Analytics enterprise. It rates how much money teams make, regardless of the quality of their product.
Ron Widby earned letters in four different sports at Knoxville U. Love multi-sport athletes. At 28 Lebron could still probably play some NFL position, but not QB. Yes, though, if he'd started earlier.
Apparently UK has only the seventh-best college basketball fans, behind #1 Louisville, Arizona, Duke, Arkansas, North Carolina and Texas. So says the Emory Sports Marketing Analytics.