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chas9 said...

Nancy Kerrigan's leg wasn't injured so gruesomely, but it was memorable. And a lot of wretched sportswriters spilled a lot of ink over it.

Would a shark removing a surfer's leg count?

And equine sports leg injuries is a whole other category. They shoot horses, don't they?

Yes, Butch sure can recruit, but I saw in yesterday's paper that Weeds agrees with my assessment that if six wins is The Vols' magic number, take the under.

OK, the NCAA can be overbearing, but do you really want to see cocks all over your cookie cakes?

August 4, 2014 at 11:37 a.m.
chas9 said...

Red Barber, Harry Caray, Dizzy Dean, Gus Chamberlain. And squeeze in Munson, too.

Tonight's the night Sharknado 2 debuts. Must-see TV.

Wah Wah Jones (R.I.P.) was a two-time All-SEC football player (who went both ways) and thrice a basketball All-American. He was the reigning authority on how Bear Bryant and Adolph Rupp compared.

UK retired his uniform in both sports, and he played baseball, too. With the rest of the original Fab Five, he won an Olympics gold medal.

With Tennessee recruiting him as a high school phenom, a UT supporter kidnapped him and took him to Knoxville. He couldn't get out of Tennessee fast enough.

From yesterday: Yes, it's asinine that 5% didn't vote for The Babe. Can only assume that they were moralists who disapproved of his drinking and carousing.

MT has a good point that the Fulmer decision was about more than number of W's. But I'd bet they'd have more wins under The Great Pumpkin, as Jay opined yesterday.

And if six is The Vols' over-under, I'll take the under.

MT & The BiB Slouch--I'd guess Auburn is a serious contender for your Fulmer arrests cup.

Can we get up a pool to guess how many games Struggla will last on the left coast?

July 30, 2014 at 12:01 p.m.
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Is T. J. Yates any good? And what other quarterbacks join Y. A. Title on the all-initials Rushmore?

Since this forum last convened, the Directors' Cup 2014 results for best all-around sports has been announced. Again, Stanford won. Among SEC schools, Florida (again) was #2, Texas A&M was #10, and Kentucky was #11.

Gawga and Bama were #16 and #17. Auburn was #34 and Tennessee scratched at #40. Worst in the conference (again) were the Mississippi schools.

Think football should count more in the standings than rifle? Me, too. But seven years ago, when UT finished seventh, The Vols thought the overall sports picture mattered. Since then, UT has fallen apart and UK has zoomed upward.

And as of today, Mark Stoops has already gotten more four-star recruits than his three predecessors combined got in 11 years.

Best answer to the backseat questions is: If you don't shut up, I'm gonna pull this car over…

Best game of the year's first half? NCAA semifinal UK 74, Wisconsin 73. Cats' nailbiter wins over Wichita State, Michigan, and Louisville also deserve mention.

Dale Murphy is an almost-all-timer. Perhaps Bartkowski, too.

June 30, 2014 at 11:09 a.m.
chas9 said...

WRS--Thanks for the kind welcome.

Where've I been? It's my dead zone. I barely care about the NBA, and I care not at all about hockey, golf, NASCAR, or futbol without pointy ends. (Though if we win today, I'll have to get on board that bandwagon.) And the Bravos have yet to show they're above the middle third.

The six college basketball gurus on have today posted their draft of the 24 best coaches in the game. They chose Calipari, Pitino, Self one, two, three, followed by Sean Miller, Coach K, Billy the Kid, and Izzo. UNC's Williams lags at #19; not mentioned are the current head guys at Knoxville and Auburn.

Is it nil-nil yet?

June 26, 2014 at 12:10 p.m.
chas9 said...

GD--When you lie down with dawgs, you're gonna get bit. Predictable.

In yesterday's 105.1 discussion, did anybody mention The Good, The Bad & The Ugly? Blazing Saddles? Bridge Over the River Kwai (with its great whistled earworm theme song)?

Of the 60 players drafted by NBA teams, probably six (seven if you count transfer Rodney Hood) will be from the SEC, proof that our Southern-fried basketball lags behind our pointy ball. And baseball. Go 'Dores.

Kentucky's Randle will be the fifth or sixth player taken, and the young Young will be in the top 20. The Vols' Stokes will be among the final first rounders and McRae will be among the final second rounders taken.

Florida's big Young and LSU's nifty O'Bryant will also hear their names called.

Jarnell's short for his position, but the 6'8" forward has an impressively disproportionate 7'1" wingspan. UK's James Young (an NBA guard) is only 6'6" and has an impressively disproportionate wingspan of 7'0". With his quickness, he'll tally some big steals.

If I go to the Man Xpo, do I have to expose my manhood? I'll go Jabari/Smart/28/James Young.

Some think Atlanta will take one or two SEC players, but it seems they lately like the furriners. If the Hawks take Thanasis Antetokounmpo (bro of Giannis), will you learn how to pronounce his name or just give him a nickname?

June 26, 2014 at 10:17 a.m.
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May 29, 2014 at 10:51 a.m.
chas9 said...

So Chattem will make Cialis locally. Any of you guys work there? Can you get me free samples?

Did you see the video of Fitty Cent throwing out the first pitch? Almost as bad as the hero cat's flub from the mound.

UK's softball team beat #3 UCLA twice to make the college world series (one of eight teams). Kentucky's pitching ace (and Soddy-Daisy native) Kelsey Nunley won two games, running her season record to 29-9. Her NCAA tournament ERA is a minuscule 0.87. Bama and Florida are also still in the hunt.

May 28, 2014 at 11:47 a.m.
chas9 said...

Jay--Dead on description of how Proctologist B and his ilk saw Ferguson through rose-colored glasses. Fact is, when you're UT or UK, you just have to hold your nose and tough it out with mediocre QB's until you can get better talent in. We Wildcats hope the Signal Mountain kid develops into Bret Favre, but don't bet the farm on it.

Ask Dale, Jr., why his holy father didn't rise from the dead after three days the way many said he would.

May 28, 2014 at 11:15 a.m.
chas9 said...

Indy 500 winner gets $249 million. That's almost 50,000,000 cents per mile, or slightly better than the TFP mileage reimbursement rate on Jay's travel expense allowance. Yes, What's-his-name won the weekend. Of course, his fuel cost is greater than Jay's.

Of 64 baseball teams invited to the NCAA post-season competition, ten are from the dominant SEC: Vandy, Kentucky, LSU, A&M, Bama, Ole Miss, Miss State, South Carolina and Arkansas. No Vols. Whatever you may have heard when The Big Orange Hype Machine blew through town last week, UT sports have fallen off from their glory days, almost across the board.

Bama, LSU and The Gators are the SEC's best hopes to bring home the big trophy, but UK is on a hot streak. Wildcat A. J. Reed is the team's nearly unhittable pitching ace and the league's best hitter. He could be college baseball's POY.

Nice bicycle race. Good for Chattaboogie.

May 27, 2014 at 10:35 a.m.
chas9 said...

Five of the eight NCAA softball super regional games will feature an SEC team. Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee and Alabama play 2 of 3 game series this week for spots in the "world series" which begins May 29.

Surely horse racing isn't dumb enough to deny CC a shot at the triple play. They've got enough troubles without a self-inflicted additional one. The story line alone is worth millions.

UT may think their birthright is 3rd in the roundball SEC, but isn't a .500 league season more likely than third place with Donnie Knoxville's roster of transfers from Ooh-eee Poo-eee and such like schools?

May 19, 2014 at 10:35 a.m.

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