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daledubois said...

Gonorrhea Lectim- The Center for Disease Control has just issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease that can destroy one's brain causing permanent insanity.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im." The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting one's cranium up their rectum (with their eyes closed, of course). Many victims contracted it in 2008 via very risky behavior ..... but, now a few people after having been infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is and realize they could have prevented it using just a small dose of common sense. It's a sad disease causing a few good people to doubt their judgment, have hallucinations and occasionally fear their future.

Fortunately, it is so easily cured with a new vaccine just coming on the market called Votemout!

You MUST take the first dose of this new vaccine in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply NEVER engage in such risky behavior ever again, otherwise this disease could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

A majority of a few states' infected residents volunteered to be given a trial dose of this new vaccine to determine it's effectiveness. So far the preliminary results have shown it to be 100% effective. Consequently, these residents are already showing very positive signs of recovery; like in Virginia and New Jersey, and most recently Massachusetts. Now, many more infected residents across the U.S. are seeing the 'writing on the wall'. So there is a 'glimmer of hope' of a brighter future for those in recovery.

February 23, 2010 at 6:59 p.m.
daledubois said...

The nuts of America just had to have this ba$tard as their President. And if they voted more than once they were promised more money. Some of these people still think Obama is the greatest and some are pi$$ed because they never got their check. Not all blacks voted for Obama but if they were promised money they did. Lots of young stupid white people voted for Obama, mostly like the ones who post on this forum. It was mostly just a fluke that elected Obama and what fluke was that? Lots of people had grown to hate the administration before Obama, so they voted for Obama. As for Obama getting impeached, it will never happen.

February 4, 2010 at 12:06 a.m.
daledubois said...

We know nothing about Obama, so it's his fault that people have bad opinions of him. He needs to show his records to clear it up, but more than likely he has bad records like no birth certificate and maybe not a US citizen. It's his fault that some people have doubts about him when he spends almost 2 million dollars hiding his records. If anyone thinks it's a normal thing to spend that much money to hide records, they also should be checked out by a headshrinker.

February 3, 2010 at 6:55 a.m.
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