Love the Kaufman clip. What a beautifully deliberate comedian.

Go team go! haha.

C'mon joneses, I'm just ribbin ya about your undue fervor for far right over far left. Why don't you scootch this way a little and see how the world isn't such a bad place when viewed from a perspective closer to the middle ground.

You can even lean right or left on specific issues that require a close and concise assessment paired with a broad consideration.

Us "normal" folks (a stretch I know) would not judge you poorly just because we couldn't pin you with a party label.

Oh, and your shift button is adding percents and dolla's amidst your sentances...

What seems to be the most amazing thing, is that in the sad political state of "lesser evils", there are still so many blind foolish folks who hoot and cheer for a side as thought they are at a football game.

Right joneses?.. Go team go!!

Oh, and try to keep your wigglin conniptions under control today, your bad health is driving up our insurance costs..

Yep, Joe Biden is a pretty embarrassing character in this tragic comedy of politics.

Hmmm, so you don't really have anything to argue about... just airing out your burning desire for baseless conflict.. Again, I pitty those in your personal life. (you're pretty useless here in imaginary cyberspace land)

But hey! I'll entertain your "last word" game. At least until I get bored with picking up my phone every few mins to see whatcha got to share.

Ha! I can't believe you re-wrote that part. Want some ice cream and tissues tu_na smell?

Nice, though still just a pradictably dry quaver.

Hey, I thought you said only sorts of livestock actually read me...

The "peace pipe"? Or the "colonel mustard, in the library, with the lead pipe" type of pipe...

Either way, it's all cracking me up. Thanks guys, for the good afternoon laugh.

tu_stupid to get it. Is there a point to your choke and cough?

Please let me know that you do actually understand my sarcasm and are only writhing for position-less confrontation.

If you really wanted to take an opposing stance to my perspective, you would say something like: "dao just don't get what churchin is all about, he's always dissin on folks like us, that mean ole meany", and then (since it's you) you would hiss something unflattering and acidic that makes everyone reading this thread feel sorry for a "significant other" that may or may not be in your life.

Oh, and I'm still waiting for you to let me know who my avatar is. It's not a difficult one, and though I really enjoyed "downtown vanilla", it just sounded like a "looser" cop-out.

You're right. Good call. But hey, it's all good in the neighborhood, I'm sure we prayed about it first.

I try to always pray really hard, and then speak often to whoever will listen about how much I prayed, before I choose to do someone wrong.