dude_abides's comment history

dude_abides said...

JonRoss... Still not clear on all this jail talk I keep hearing. Are you in trouble with the law? Is that bigotry? If so, I apologize. Mitt hu akbar.

May 27, 2012 at 10:44 a.m.
dude_abides said...

Jack_Dennis... You're right, I shouldn't knock him because of his coiffure. Blessed be his name.

May 27, 2012 at 10:40 a.m.
dude_abides said...

Outstanding cartoon, but I doubt that Mitten$ would put his hair at risk. Maybe the belt should be floating above his head like a Mormon halo.

May 27, 2012 at 10:04 a.m.
dude_abides said...

Toes' wife is a political prisoner. A prisoner of conscience. Free Toes' wife. FREE TOES' WIFE!

Thanks for the treatise on dogs, joneses. Yes, I've already forgotten what you wrote... and no, you can't have that time back. Now go out and harvest some ticks.

May 25, 2012 at 8:39 a.m.
dude_abides said...

toes said... "My wife doesn't know democrat from republican..."

Is that really a true statement? As opinionated as you are, you've never had a discussion in your house about the two major political parties? Ever? How old is she? Are you saying she's so totally uninterested in what most people consider a right AND a duty that she's never voted in any election? Is she really so incurious as to not know whether Clinton was a republican or Dan Quayle was a democrat? Are you saying that all the poor people from the wretched areas of Iraq, with their purple fingers, are more worldly than your wife? Does she just watch reruns of Golden Girls all day and knit? This is the portrait you have painted of your wife. She sure is lucky to have you!

May 24, 2012 at 9:50 p.m.
dude_abides said...

Professional "wrestling" set the stage for FOX News. It was only a matter of time before somebody like Murdoch realized how easy it would be to peddle BS to the gullible masses.

May 24, 2012 at 8:39 a.m.
dude_abides said...

BigRidgePatriot said, "Another liberal lie... We are being divided along partisan lines..."

I agree that we need to stop the partisan, personal attacks on each other, you ugly, stupid, sneaky conservative! lol

May 22, 2012 at 7:39 a.m.
dude_abides said...

They Shoe Horses, Don't They? Or... Thank you sir, I'll Have Another. Or... Latexass Ranger. Okay, enough Horse Platitudes.

Hey toes... Who is this Bob Halford you mention? Not really up on the esoterica of eroticism. Is that like Larry Craig's alter ego, or what?

May 20, 2012 at 12:29 a.m.
dude_abides said...

BRP... Would you follow Bennett to wherever 'away' is and continue to trash him? I mean that's all you're really doing now. What's the difference between logging on to a website in Schenectady and crying foul every stinking day, and doing it here?

May 15, 2012 at 7:51 p.m.
dude_abides said...

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to joneses for lashing out at him in a personal attack when all he was doing was stating his opinion, as is his right in this great country... but I just can't.

May 15, 2012 at 7:07 p.m.
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