slimjim300's comment history

slimjim300 said...

snap into some chia seeds!! OOOOHHH YEEEAAHHH !!!!

August 18, 2011 at 10:45 a.m.
slimjim300 said...

im the tower of power too sweet to be sour funky like like a monkey SKYYYYYY is the limit and space is the place.. dont make me break out the atomic elbow BRUTHA!!

August 17, 2011 at 9:03 a.m.
slimjim300 said...

ill have a double decker taco supreme no tomato, 3 crispy tacos, 1 beefy 5 layer burrito and 1 forced date by way of handcuff

August 12, 2011 at 10:42 a.m.
slimjim300 said...

At McDonalds, we teach our customers respect. Dont even think about bringing your dog inside or there WILL be consequences. its our new policy. Furthermore we will take your dog and turn it into hamburgers. In addition to this new policy we have added a second burger counter on our signs to count the number dogburgers we sell AND the number of customers who have been punched in the face. We have added additional employee's for this purpose alone. They are dressed as Ronald McDonald and instructed to keep people in line. We call them ... the enforcers.

July 22, 2011 at 10:23 a.m.
slimjim300 said...

heres an idea: set aside about 15-20 acres of land 5 miles from downtown with a bus route going to it. setup a refugee camp similar to what you would see in a war zone.. you know military style with some medical personal and security guards assigned to it. then setup the community kitchen there and have some job placement folks there to do the job hunting for them. thats the cheapest most humane route in my opinion. Of coarse what do i know? im only macho man randy savage who will drop the atomic elbow BRUTHA!!

July 17, 2011 at 9:58 a.m.
slimjim300 said...

i cant wait to see the political commercials that will arise from this. they will be supremely hilarious

June 30, 2011 at 1:49 p.m.
slimjim300 said...

at least they didnt kill him.. he can always get a new purse.. perhaps even some high heels and lipstick

June 30, 2011 at 1:40 p.m.
slimjim300 said...

obama is mentioned 24 times here.. i think it just hurts the GOP ego. boo hoo a democrat is the president. get over it. he is a smart man. smart people make better decisions than palin. first its the birth certificate and now its a report card. wtf people

June 29, 2011 at 2:26 p.m.
slimjim300 said...

IDIOTS! they need to wait until amazon has already built the facility and hired people before trying to tax them. what ever happened to tactics?

June 29, 2011 at 2:19 p.m.
slimjim300 said...

how about mandatory birth control for all section 8 inhabitants? is that bad? there has got to be a way.

June 28, 2011 at 1:52 p.m.

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