Opinion: Ridin' with Biden

Readers ask me if I think Biden can do anything more stupid than he just did. I really wish they would stop asking me, as it seems Biden is taking that as a challenge.

There could not be a better symbolic event than when Joe Biden's handlers, who wanted him to look vital and healthy, photo-opped him riding a bike. The plan was to show him exercising and looking vibrant. He didn't have to hold a thought - just ride a bike like almost all men tickling 80 years old like to do. But then, he unceremoniously fell off. While stopped. Just sitting there.

For Biden, it can be said that "running the country is like riding a bike." But he cannot remember how to do either. This one will be hard to blame on Putin and the Russians.

On the bright side, he was not hurt. He was wearing a helmet, the same one he wears when he walks up stairs.

The current situation with Democratic leadership is that Biden cannot ride a bike and Nancy Pelosi's husband cannot drive a car sober. I feel sorry for Mr./Mrs. Pelosi about the DUI; it could happen to many folks. But Mr. Pelosi did get special privileges. They delayed releasing his mug shot after booking for more than 10 days. To be fair, they live in California, where even CT scans and dental X-rays are photoshopped to make you look younger and better.

And what are the Democrats doing with crime rising, inflation killing families and the Southern border being overrun? Why are they spending millions putting transgender bathrooms in the Capitol? With all the issues caused by Democrats, they are fixated on that?

The ever obsequious and woke NFL saw an opportunity to pander to the Dems to protect their monopoly and stadium giveaways. The Carolina Panthers triumphed and, as if on cue, announced that they would have their first transgender cheerleader on the team. It's smart to add her/him to the cheerleading squad; as the season lumbers on, injuries plague most NFL teams. In a squeeze, he/she could play strong safety down the stretch for the team.

As a libertarian and in my writings, I have always supported gay rights issues. And just so the Dems know, no one cares what gays and trans do. You act like you are saving them. From what? I am no biblical scholar, but I think it was in Revelation, right after Noah and the flood, that there came a rainbow. And God said, "Let there be homosexuals."

So Biden continues to cut off U.S. oil production (thus high-paying jobs) and plans to go to Saudi Arabia to beg them for more oil. You know, the murderous theocracy whose leaders would hang any transgender person trying to use the Capitol transgender bathrooms. Yes, that nation. Biden will negotiate with the Saudis but not with our own oil industry, which made us a net exporter of oil under Trump.

Inflation is so bad that Buckhead/Atlanta parking meters will start taking bitcoin.

When asked about inflation, Biden tried to blame Putin. When folks looked at the numbers, they saw that inflation began way before Ukraine; even community college econ professors couldn't carry water for him on that lie.

Republicans and we small "l" libertarians need to fight this administration in the waning time it is in office before it does even more damage.

Former Gov. Mike Huckabee, one of the voices of reason on the right, said about how we need to fight the liberal agenda of the Biden administration: "Fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark, and it is starting to rain."

Contact Ron Hart, a syndicated op-ed humorist, author and TV/radio commentator, at Ron@RonaldHart.com or Twitter @RonaldHart.

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