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File photo by Al Drago of The New York Times/Supporters of President Donald Trump wear their Make America Great Again caps at a Trump rally in Richmond, Kentucky last October.

An imagined conversation between Flyover Man and Urban Guy.

URBAN GUY: I hope you read the rough transcript of that Trump phone call with the Ukrainian president. Trump clearly used public power to ask a foreign leader to dig up dirt on his political opponent. This is impeachable.

FLYOVER MAN: I haven't really had time to look into it. There's always some fight between Trump and the East Coast media. I guess I just try to stay focused on the big picture. We knew this guy was a snake when we signed up. But he was the only one who saw us. He was the only one who saw that the America we love is being transformed in front of our eyes. Good jobs for hardworking people were gone. Our communities in tatters. Our kids in trouble.

I had one shot at change, so I made a deal with the devil, and you'd have made it, too. Nothing in this impeachment mess makes me rethink this bargain. If people like you are unable to acknowledge my dignity and see my problems, I'll stay with Trump.

U.G.: The big picture? The big picture is the U.S. Constitution. It's no man is above the law. We can't live in a country in which our leaders flagrantly commit high crimes and nothing happens.

F.M.: I get it. He said some stupid crap on a phone call. But are you going to undo my vote for that? I wouldn't even rank this among the top 25 worst things he's done, and I'm a supporter of his! Your whole media is Trump-O-Centric.

U.G.: We became Trump-O-Centric because his daily outrages undermine norms, spread xenophobia, degrade public morality.

F.M.: You think that because you have the kind of jobs that allow you to follow Twitter all day. I don't have that luxury. So all that passing nonsense seems far away. I have to deal with the actual realities of life.

U.G.: We can't have a productive conversation with Trump around. He lies with abandon. He slanders and insults. He pollutes the water near and far.

F.M.: We can't have productive conversations if every time I open my mouth you call me a bigot. You may not realize this, but you have Trump supporters around you all the time. It's just that we've learned to keep our mouths shut in your presence. The crushing climate of blue cultural privilege is too strangulating.

U.G.: OK, I get it. You're not the first person to spin the right-wing victim narrative in front of me. Why don't we focus on impeachment? On rule of law.

F.M.: Fine. Bottom line: I would be open to impeachment if you cared about my problems.

I'd be open if all those silent Republican dissenters in the Senate had given me some GOP alternative candidate who speaks our language and addresses our issues.

I'd be open if there was a moderate Democratic Party that I thought deserved a shot. But I only see Democrats who'd make everything worse: Open the border! Socialism! More power to Washington!

You could have paid attention to the forces driving Trumpism, but you ignored us. So please don't ask us to sign up for our own obliteration or support your impeachment. This is about identity and pride.

Here's a confession. I used to think Trump was a jerk. Now, after three years of battle, I see him as my captain. He deserves my loyalty, thick and thin. See ya in hell, brother.

The New York Times

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