Collins: Senator, don't let the revolving door hit you on the way out

FILE - In this July 11, 2018, file photo, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is escorted by former Sen. Jon Kyl, R-Ariz., to a meeting on Capitol Hill in Washington. Sen. John McCain's widow on Tuesday, Sept. 4, 2018, said Kyl will fill her late husband's seat. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci, File)
FILE - In this July 11, 2018, file photo, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is escorted by former Sen. Jon Kyl, R-Ariz., to a meeting on Capitol Hill in Washington. Sen. John McCain's widow on Tuesday, Sept. 4, 2018, said Kyl will fill her late husband's seat. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci, File)

Jon Kyl has just been sworn in to take John McCain's empty seat in the Senate. Two ways of looking at this.

The normal way is to shrug and move on. That's certainly understandable. You've got a lot on your plate right now. Back-to-school wardrobes. Fall to-do projects. The fact that our president is a raving lunatic.

The McCain family likes Kyl. He served in Congress from 1987 to 2013 and was an influential Republican. Retired when he was 70, saying he wanted to spend more time with his family. And then

Pop Quiz: After Jon Kyl retired from the Senate he:

A) Spent more time with his family and served as a volunteer at 12 different hometown charitable organizations.

B) Took a job teaching at the University of Arizona, where he donated all his salary to the scholarship fund.

C) Became a lobbyist for the American Automotive Policy Council, Anheuser-Busch, H&R Block, JW Aluminum, Wal-Mart Stores and others too numerous to mention.

Wow, you know I believe every single one of you picked C. Your cynicism is remarkable.

In some post-election years, more than half the senators who retire from office recycle themselves into lobbyists. The percentage tends to be lower for members of the House, perhaps because there are so many that even special interests can't provide all of them with employment.

"If you want to make money, that's fine. But not by cashing in on the public trust," said Sen. Elizabeth Warren in a phone interview. She's proposing a lifetime ban on lobbying for every member of Congress and the cabinet. "Go be a stock trader or a brilliant inventor."

It is possible that you are already finding a flaw in Warren's thinking, in that the number of senators and representatives who could support themselves by being brilliant inventors is unlarge. Also, being an actual stock trader requires expertise unless there is somebody giving you inside information.

Like, um, Rep. Chris Collins, the Republican who was recently indicted for insider trading.

You do not want people representing you in Washington with one eye out for a possible future career lobbying for the businesses they're supposed to regulate.

Take the case of former Rep. Billy Tauzin, who was the chairman of the Energy and Commerce Committee in the early 2000s. He worked very hard to expand Medicare to include prescription drugs. He also worked very, very, very hard to make sure the government couldn't use its massive new negotiating power to bring drug prices down - the way most sane countries do. (Say what, Billy?) Then, after announcing his retirement in 2004, Tauzin became head of the drug manufacturers' lobbying arm, PhRMA, at an annual salary of $2 million.

"The impact of money in Washington is felt everywhere. It goes far beyond campaign contributions. The revolving door is at its center," said Warren.

If we really want to drain the swamp, this would seem like an excellent place to start. Close the revolving door and drain the swamp.

About closing the revolving door between Congress and lobbying. It would be a stupendous move that would completely change the way many members of Congress think about their careers:

"O.K., I've put in my time in Washington. Now I'm gonna go home and campaign for the state senate."

"Well, the new district lines just aren't going to work for me. I guess it's back to running the funeral home with my sister."

"I've loved serving the people of this state for the past 20 years, but now I want to spend time with my family. No - honestly. Just my family. We're going to get in the R.V. and visit relatives in Toledo. Then there's a real big basement do-over waiting for me."

Sounds sort of cool, huh? But you know there's got to be a catch.

"There are going to be ways to sneak around the rules," said Tim LaPira, a professor of political science at James Madison University and the author of a book on the revolving door. "Secondly, it's unconstitutional. Lobbying is clearly a First Amendment protected activity."

I say don't give up the ship, people. This fall when candidates come around asking for your vote, say, "Promise us that when you're done serving, you'll come home." Make them put it on their website. And tell them you want to know how to make the same rules for everyone else.

Demand the whole package. If people in Washington think you're irrational, what the heck. It works for the guy in the White House.

The New York Times

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