Happy almost New Year, everybody! Wow, not terrible to be getting past 2021, is it? But politically speaking, there were a number of moments that were at least intriguing.
Let's see how many of them you remember:
1. When Big Bird announced he had gotten a COVID vaccination, Sen. Ted Cruz said the "Sesame Street" star was
A. Engaging in "government propaganda." B. Really showing the holiday spirit. C. "A good friend I met on one of my Mexican vacations."
2. When President Joe Biden rolled out new vaccine mandates, South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster made a special splash by vowing to fight Biden
A. In court. B. "To the gates of hell." C. In a well-drafted position paper.
3. Donald Trump tweeted that he was "working hard to get very popular and capable Former Congressman Sean Duffy of Wisconsin to run for Governor." One small problem is
A. Sean spells his last name Duphee. B. He's not all that popular. C. The former congressman has moved to New Jersey.
4. Trump likes to refer to Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell as
A. "Old Crow." B. "My jowly pally." C. "The man who taught me everything I know about the Senate."
5. Pennsylvania Republican and Trump favorite Sean Parnell suspended his Senate campaign after
A. His wife testified that he'd choked her, pinned her down, called her "a whore" and demanded she get an abortion. B. He failed to tuck in his shirt at a court appearance. C. He accidentally ignored Don Jr. at a cocktail party.
6. Trump's favorite for the Senate race in Georgia, Herschel Walker, might have problems with
A. Charges that he hands out souvenir footballs that deflate right away. B. Claims he threatened to shoot his ex-wife. C. Opponents who claim he has "dropped the ball."
7. New York Mayor-elect Eric Adams made news when he promised
A. To take his first three paychecks in Monopoly money. B. To get vaccinated five times, once in every borough, just to remind people. C. To take his first three paychecks in Bitcoin.
8. Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan isn't happy about the government making his constituents get a coronavirus vaccine. In fact, Jordan said, he felt his state
A. Should get rid of all vaccine mandates. B. Should ask people who got free shots to pay for their costs. C. Should change its motto from "With God, all things are possible" to "Land of the needle-free."
10. Rep. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz., was censured by the House for
A. Making a movie in which he plays a Spiderman clone guarding our southern border. B. Tweeting a cartoon video showing him killing Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. C. Hunting for geese off season.
11. A pre-Thanksgiving House speech by Republican minority leader Kevin McCarthy set a record for
A. Including 12 different recipes for Kevin's Special Stuffing. B. Mentioning Ronald Reagan five times more than Donald Trump. C. Taking 8 1/2 hours.
12. Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley announced he's running for re-election at 88. He vowed that if he wins, he'll
A. Stop blocking gun safety legislation in the Senate. B. Keep fighting to clean up the cattle markets. C. Organize a new political movement for conservatives who are older than Joe Biden.
13. Sen. Lindsey Graham, one of the Republican leaders on budget issues, said he was going to make his members "take some tough votes" but added
A. "I'm not going to be a complete asshole about it." B. "It's not like we're going to talk about taxing the rich." C. "I never met a highway I didn't like."
14. Political strategist James Carville, who was super-busy sending out pleas for donations to fall campaigns, referred to himself as
A. "A patriot of the post-postage generation." B. "An email-signing slut." C. "A person who actually doesn't have much to do with his time."
15. Everybody in Congress seemed to be worried about what the CBO would say about the Biden social spending plan. CBO stands for
A. Congressional Budget Office. B. Coal Barons' Orgy. C. Crafty Bean-counting Operation.
How'd you do? Here goes: 1-A; 2-B; 3-C; 4-A; 5-A; 6-B; 7-C; 8-A; 10-B; 11-C; 12-B; 13-A; 14-B; 15-A.
The New York Times