5-at-10: Puig zaniness, Howard's needs, rapid fire questions and John Rocker: Steroid Philosophizer

5-at-10: Puig zaniness, Howard's needs, rapid fire questions and John Rocker: Steroid Philosophizer

July 11th, 2013 by Associated Press in Sports - Columns

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Los Angeles Dodgers' Yasiel Puig breaks his bat as he hits a single against the San Francisco Giants.

Los Angeles Dodgers' Yasiel Puig breaks his bat...

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All-Star vote

Braves first baseman Freddie Freeman takes a lead into the final day of the fan voting for the final spot on the NL All-Star roster. In second is Dodgers rookie Yasiel Puig, maybe you've heard of him.

The Puig craze has overwhelmed baseball. In fact, there was a SportsCenter story about the Puig-Mania backlash among the Dodgers organization.

Whatever. Man, sometimes the BID-ness we're in makes our head hurt. We're super quick to be King makers and then super quick to find fault with the Kings we've crafted.

Take the word underrated, which is wickedly overrated and overblown more times than not. We find something or someone that is exceeding expectations and we justifiably praise it. But that praise becomes lavish or divisive or what have you. Then we go on and on about how underrated someone is to the point that eventually they are actually overrated for no other reason than they once were an overachieving contributor who now has star expectations.


We believe Puig is the real deal. We also believe that while his teammates understandably may have tired of the Puig mania - and the antics of an immature 22-year-old Cuban who likely knows no better - the numbers do not lie.

And we're not even talking about the near-.400 average and his obvious five tools. Try these numbers: With Puig on the roster since June 3, the Dodgers have won 22 games - the most in the big leagues. The Dodgers have won 15 of their last 18 and are at .500 for the first time since April.

We'd call those team achievements underrated, but then we'd have to hit ourself in the head with a tack hammer.


Just stop talking

Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard

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Dwight Howard picked Houston, leaving the spotlight of the L.A. Lakers for the Rockets and a better situation. We get it and even praised the decision and wondered why he was getting heat for making the proper choice.

Now, 48 hours later, we're wondering how Howard will ever be an alpha dog with the steady diet of quotes and comments that are at best puzzling .

The latest is Howard saying he wanted Kobe Bryant to pass the torch to him in L.A., and Howard never felt the Lakers embraced that.

Huh? Kobe Bryant is a top-five scorer all time, a five-time champ and one of the game's top-five competitors ever, and Howard wanted to know when the Lakers were going to plan to undercut him and turn the franchise over to a guy who is a great rebounder and won the slam sunk contest?

Hey, Dwight, be your future. May, make your future. Make it.

Does anyone think this guy will ever be the lead dog on an NBA champion?


Rocker on steroids

Well, John Rocker, the former Braves reliever and renowned bigot and admitted steroid user, said Wednesday that steroids made baseball "a better game."

Rocker went on to say that fans were paying high prices to be entertained and asked rhetorically about what has been more entertaining in recent baseball history than the 1998 chase for 61 homers for steroid poster boys Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire.

We've heard Rocker's interview over and over, and as difficult as it is to admit, Rocker's point about entertainment has merit. This may be the craziest statement of the entire steroid mess - John Rocker has insightful comments and a valid point all things considered.

Sure, a big part of the enjoyment of the '98 home run chase was the illusion - or the ignorance in some ways - of it being done the right way. And maybe we didn't know back then everything that Sosa and McGwire were doing, but we all followed Barry Bonds' exploits in the early-2000s even though we all suspected him of violating the PED rules.

And like him or loathe him, and whether you think his records need to be hailed or scrubbed from the books, Barry Bonds put together arguably the greatest offensive stretch in baseball history from 2000-2004. Alas.

We need to sit down; our head hurts.


This and that

LeBron James

LeBron James

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- LeBron James is trying his hand at rapping. That is all.

- Tennessee quarterback Justin Worley will attend the Manning quarterback camp. Wow, if Johnny Vols Fans could have one wish on this early-July day, it has to be that some of the Manning magic rubs off on Worley. (Side note: Magic or no, we'd be stunned if Worley is UT's QB1 this fall. He may start there because he has the most experience, but it's hard seeing Worley - or at least the working knowledge we have of Worley's skills - being the solution.)

- Ole Miss basketball lightning rod Marshall Henderson has been suspended indefinitely for "violation of team rules." Yes, we believe that phrase 99 times out of a 100 means "failed drug test" in college sports. Like him or loathe him, college hoops is more fun with Henderson involved. Hopefully he can clean himself up.

- Kudos to Boston slugger David Ortiz, who is now the all-time hits leader among designated hitters.


Today's question(s)

We're going to go rapid fire today. Answer any or all of these. Giddy-up.

Derek Jeter returns to the Yankees today. Is he the best shortstop ever?

Is David Ortiz a Hall of Famer?

Which of the following is more stunning: Dennis Rodman, international diplomat or John Rocker, insightful steroids commentator?

If Justin Worley is the Vols' answer at QB, what's UT's record this year?

Discuss, and sweet buckets flood waters, will it ever stop raining?