CELEBRATE NEXT Feb. 2 by having groundhog stew. Let’s fillet that lying, stupid, conniving little groundhog – this is not spring!
HILLARY NOW supports gay marriage. Her way of announcing she is running for president in 2016. Litmus test for Democrats. Next, citizenship for illegal immigrants.
WE, THE PEOPLE, should exercise our right to impose term limits. How? Never vote for any candidate more than two times! Do I hear yes?
WATER WAR: Georgia wants to steal our water. It wasn’t a penal colony for nothing.
ATTENTION, Tennessee legislators: The sink in the restroom is for rinsing mops, and the carpet tiles in your office are not Muslim prayer rugs.