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Parker: Talk about a wildfire

WASHINGTON — First there’s the spark, then the conflagration, followed by the litigation and then, surely, the movie.

Call it “Moonlight Fire,” and prepare to suspend disbelief.

The story is a doozy — a tale of corruption, prosecutorial abuse, alleged fraud upon the court, and possible government cover-ups in the service of power and greed. All the script needs is a Forest Service employee urinating on his bare feet in his lookout tower just as the fire was beginning.

What?!

This is what a real-life ranger discovered when she went to the tower to pick up a radio for repair. She also reported spotting a small glass pipe and smelling marijuana. As for the urinary exercise, the lookout said he was treating his athlete’s foot. But of course.