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* Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

* For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

* Help wanted: Singer for rock band. Must be female or male.