So long
Man, 2021 can’t leave soon enough.
Variants and violence. Outrage and out-of-this-world animosity. Death and more death, of the faceless and the world famous.
Tuesday brought news of John Madden’s death. Harry Reid’s too. We occasionally talk politics around these parts, and know that I view Reid through the seemingly smashed prism of a not-so-long-ago breed of politician that put country over caucus and was more focused on doing their job rather than keeping their job.
But today’s remembrance has to be about Madden.
And ponder this for a second gang: Did anyone have a better, more distinguished career that reached more people in NFL history? Heck, in sports history?
Look at Madden’s legacy. He could have/would have been enshrined in Canton for any of his three indelible influences on the modern NFL.
He was a Hall of Fame coach, who has the best winning percentage among head coaches who have coached at least 100 games. That’s a heckuva career right there.
He was a Hall of Fame broadcaster, who in a lot of ways redefined the role and the style of the in-game analyst. And make no mistake, Mike Fratello may think he’s the czar of the telestrator, and that’s fine. But no one used the highlight marker and replay better than Madden, who famously once diagramed a replay on how a collection of pigeons were out of position because they were eating grass behind the defense. As Madden rightly noted, if the pigeons congregated behind the offense, there was way less of a chance of being disturbed so they could eat their grass in peace.
And that’s before we even get to what he’s arguably most known for, and that’s the MJ of sports video games that simply turned his last name into an item that became a fixture in the console community.
So, Madden could be in Canton for any of those. And moreover, he certainly belongs in the NFL and the broadcasting halls of fame, as well as the video game hall.
Wow. Can you think of anyone who had that kind of reach in a sport? Can you think of someone else who would be in three halls that varied?
Rest easy big guy. And thanks.
Bowl mania
OK, after reviewing the feedback and weighing the options, we are going to just wipe away the games that are not being played as originally scheduled in the “Bowling for Bowls of Bowl Game Success, Bowler Optional” contest.
We were tempted to rule the COVID-infected team as a forfeit, and one of our regulars asked about the make-up games. As for the latter, well, it would be a tall order to get those picks in and sorted in such a short window.
As for the actual games, well, if Bo Nix ever needed to feel good about himself, all he needed to do was watch TJ Finley’s rotten performance Tuesday afternoon in Auburn’s offensively anemic Birmingham Bowl loss. Whoa, Nelly, and not in a good way.
I shared this on social media right after Finley missed his 15th wide-open receiver, and I believe it. Coaches and QBs get too much credit for success and blame for failure.
But, if TJ Finley is the answer at QB next August, then I will seriously wonder about the coaching staff asking the questions.
And was there ever a better commercial for homeless QBs languishing in the portal than the three-hour rinse-lather-repeat of Auburn’s RBs making plays, Auburn’s WRs and TEs getting open and Finley believing that he was throwing a hand grenade and that close was perfectly fine.
Oy. And yes, that’s two games I picked correctly before the bowl season – UCF over Florida and Houston over Auburn – only to change my mind and go with a heart pick.
And while we’re here, hey DD, if you want to bag on the SEC, forget mid-major basketball teams winning inside SEC gyms and look at the listlessness the league is churning out so far in this bowl season.
Missouri lost to Army. Mississippi State got boat-raced by Texas Tech. Auburn, well, yuck. Florida, well, double yuck.
Man, it’s like the SEC had two really great teams and a whole lot of meh.
Bowl picks
We went 3-3 Tuesday, going bagel-and-3 on the bowls involving the SEC and 3-0 in the others. Alas.
That said, and if you have any questions, please fire away, but the in-game betting has proven to be quite profitable in these bowl games.
It was pretty clear pretty quickly that Auburn – and Mississippi State for that matter – were not super-energized to be at their bowl outposts.
Which takes us back to the biggest unknown involved in bowl betting: Motivation. (And yes, I thought State would be motivated to the hilt, but alas, I was 100% – and $100 – off base.
Now, let’s do some power picking.
Maryland minus-4 over Virginia Tech. Ah, an all-ACC Pinstripe Bowl. What? Maryland’s not in the ACC anymore? When in the name of Boomer Esiason did that happen? Alas. Want to know who else is not in the ACC any more? Hokies starting QB Braxton Burmiester, who not only has a name that sounds like one of Stifler’s buds in “American Pie” but also is in the transfer portal. Also not available is Va Tech back-up Knox Kadum. Hmmmmmm. Yeah, fear the turtle when the opposition is turning to a third-string dude named Connor who has 16 more college passing attempts than Spy.
Clemson minus-2 over Iowa State. Man, at the beginning of the year, these teams were among the top-eight-or-10 in Vegas’ eyes to win the whole thing. Now, they go head to head in the Cheez-It Bowl. Motivation may be an issue for both in that regard, which means take the team that is further south with more talent. Deal? Deal. Now on to the important stuff: Is Cheez-It the MJ of the snack cracker genre? We need to settle this.
Oklahoma minus-6.5 an over the 60 against Oregon. Hey, another ‘Underachiever Bowl’ by almost every measure. Let’s check the check-outs. Oregon is without its best WR and college football’s best pass rusher and likely No. 1 overall pick next pressing. Edge, maroon OU. Picking Oklahoma gives me the hives because the Sooners are one of those crews who lays down when you back ’em and stands tall when you doubt ’em. Edge, green (or yellow or silver or metallic or black or whatever Nike decides) OU. Still, give me the Sooners, if for no other reason than the chance to cheer against Bo Nix’s next team
Regular season: 47-46 against the spread (50.5%, hi Matt)
Bowl season: 13-10 against the spread (56.5%)