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Friday, November 13, 2026Nov 13

Opinion: Job No. 1 for Twitter-boss Musk, of course Hammond’s surly, career employee, obit observation

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So Elon Musk is buying Twitter. You may have heard about it; it made most of the news shows.

The narrative is spinning so quickly that Musk is either Thomas Jefferson of the 21st century or a modern megalomaniac with a massive checkbook to back him up.

I wish we could all view a super-successful businessman buying a tech business as anything more than good business. My hopes are high for Musk’s foray into social media. Still, Musk being hailed the savior of my First Amendment rights feels like a super stretch that would cause Simone Biles to pull a muscle.

Heck, I just want ol’ Elon to give Twitter an edit button to save me from my fat thumbs.

Short fuse, short-timer