EVERY TIME I eat at a Chinese, Italian, Mexican, et al., restaurant, I am racially profiling.
COWBELL OR AIRHORN at graduation – I’m the first person in my family to graduate from high school.
MAYOR “ROBIN LITTLEHOOD,” legend who robs from the elderly and disabled to give police pay raises when people are lucky to even have a job.
SARAH PALIN equates herself to a mother grizzly. I agree: She has big hair, growls a lot, and just stepped out of her cave.
SO A GUN walked into a bar and ordered a shooter. Bo shot back: “Shoot Mr. Gun, Ain’t guns in bars grand?”