Top 10 questions people have about Hot Pockets
10 “How long will they keep my pockets hot?”9 “Wasn’t he center fielder for the Twins?”8 “When will Iran have enriched Hot Pockets?”7 “Can they make the microwaveable sleeve taste better?”6 “May I have a Hot Pocket to go with my green apple?”5″How can a compassionate God allow these to exist?”4 “Can I have the recalled Hot Pockets?”3 “How do they compare to Apple’s iPocket?”2 “Are you going to finish that?”1 “What if I accidentally swallow it?”Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
Name game
There are five cows on a farm, a mama cow and her four calves.
The first calf walks up and asks, “Mama, why is my name Rose?”
The mommy cow replies, “Well, honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”