A weekend spent up a ladder, heat gun and scraper in hand, peeling old paint off window frames is pretty much the definition of “yuck.”
But you can make it a bit more palatable by creating a music playlist for your iPhone, Shuffle, iPod or whatever method you use to cart your music around. It won’t make the job any less yucky, but it is a distraction.
It’s important, though, to pick the right songs. You need energetic ones to keep the gloom away when the 300th piece of scorching-hot peeled paint falls on your forearm and you want to jump back but you’re teetering on the top of a ladder with a 10-foot fall beneath you. Good times.
For those who have a weekend of yardwork ahead, here are some songs I’ve found.
» “Pink Cadillac” by Bruce Springsteen. Three minutes of piston-pumping that should be on any playlist that will be listened to during physical exertion. Max Weinberg’s drums sound like a rifle shot.
» AC/DC. Just about anything.
» “Poolside” by Webb Wilder. “Sittin’ in a chaise lounge, greased down, turning brown.” Better than “pushin’ a mower, gettin’ out the blower, always goin’ slower.”
» “Radar Gun” by the Bottle Rockets. Plowing-ahead pace and terrific lyrics.
» “Wine, Women An’ Song” by Whitesnake. Back when Whitesnake was R&B not cheesy hair rock. And you can’t argue with the song’s sentiment.
» “21st Century Digital Boy” by Bad Religion. A blend of punk and true harmonic melody with intelligent, socially relevant point of view.
» “Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers” by ZZ Top. My kind of people.
» “Dead or in Jail” by William Clark Green. Phenomenal lyrics, punchy beat; you ought to get to know this guy.
» “Sooner or Later” by the V-Roys. Knoxville band gets the blood flowing.
» “Life is a Highway” by Tom Cochrane. Chugging beat wants to make you ride that highway “all night long.”
» “Midnight Black” by the Temperance Movement. “I hit the floor around 4:47 with the mornin’ blues, cryin’ like a puppy dog.” Yeah he did, but he ain’t staying down for long.
» “No Mercy” by Tad Morose. Like getting walloped with a mallet. In that good way, of course.
» “Last Night I Wrote a Letter” by Starz. Hard rock with dynamic shifts in tempo and a melody you can sing along to. There’s sheer poetry in: “I ain’t no Shakespeare, but I tried to put down into words …”
» “50 Ways to Say Goodbye” by Train. The hooky-happy chorus is laugh-out-loud.
» “Free Fallin'” by Tom Petty. Lyrics are kind of sad, but the melody is just so darn uplifting.
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