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Friday, November 13, 2026Nov 13

Kennedy: Kids give a flip about their phones

A mobile phone may be wireless, but it binds you like an umbilical cord.
A mobile phone may be wireless, but it binds you like an umbilical cord.

Our 11-year-old son got his first mobile phone last week.

I was completely unprepared for his reaction: a state of giddiness bordering on euphoria. I’m not sure if he’d have been any happier had he found a Folgers can full of silver dollars buried in the backyard.

Evidently, “Child’s First Phone Day” is now a thing, one step above a birthday and just a notch below Christmas.

photo Mark Kennedy

Before we went out phone shopping together last Sunday, I tried to temper his expectations.

“This is just a fact-finding trip, Son” I said. “If we do – by some miracle – get a phone today it will be the cheapest, dumbest phone we can find.”