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Letterman Top 10

Top 10 signs you have Winter Olympics withdrawal

10. Will only eat your pancakes if arranged like Olympic rings.

9. You excercise on Nordictrack with a rifle strapped to your back.

8. You weep uncontrollably every time you see snow.

7. Turned your closet into a “kiss and cry” area.

6. Office manager says, “We’re getting complaints about your speed-skating body suit.”

5. You’re curling on your patio with a Swiffer and a fruitcake.

4. Now only watch television if it’s on a nine-hour tape delay.

3. Already purchased snacks for the 2014 Winter Olympics.

2. Brushing your teeth involves an opening and closing ceremony.

1. You sold your BMW and bought a bobsled.

Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”