Mixed message
A man had just moved to Alaska and wanted to fit in with the locals. So he went into a bar asked, “How can I become a true Eskimo?”
The bartender said, “There are three things you must do.
“1. You have to drink a keg of our beer.
“2. You have to be intimate with an Eskimo girl.
“3. You have to wrestle a grizzly bear.”