Top 10 things overheard on the Broncos’ sideline during the Super Bowl
10–“When does the game start?”9–“Boy it’s a pretty nice day here in New Jersey – when does the game start?”8–“We should have endorsed Christie.”7–“I hope no one’s watching.”6–“This is worse than my honeymoon at the ‘Late Show.'” (shot of newlywed couple)5–“Who’s that hunk in the fur coat?” (picture of Joe Namath)4–“I can’t believe they wasted all that Gatorade.”3–“Eli will motivate us!” (video of Eli Manning looking sad)2–“Too much pregame Colorado weed.”1–“This is how the Jets feel.”Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
Insult to injury
The Twitterverse was abuzz during Super Bowl XLVIII. Highlights included commentary from the former Secretary of State and the celebratory antics of Seattle’s Starbucks-swilling hipster crowd.
— Hillary Clinton: “It’s so much more fun to watch Fox when it’s someone else being blitzed and sacked.”
— James Taranto: “Now I understand the expression ‘beating a dead horse.'”