Olympics check-in
From newsmax.com:
* The Olympic torch arrived in Rio today in preparation for Friday’s opening ceremony. And the cool thing about Rio is, if the torch runs out of fuel you can just dip it in the ocean and it’ll reignite. – Seth Meyers
* Doctors are telling the Rio athletes competing in water sports not to put their heads under water to avoid getting sick. So remember, if you’re swimming at the Olympics, swim above the water. – Jimmy Fallon
* Athletes asked how they were supposed to swim with their heads in the air, and doctors were like, “Oh, no, don’t – you don’t breathe in the air. That’s even worse.” – Jimmy Fallon