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Friday, October 30, 2026Oct 30

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A woman is working diligently at making her new dog mind her commands.

Her husband watches for a while, then tells her, “You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.”

The wife says, “Nonsense! It’s only a matter of patience. Remember I had a lot of trouble with you at first, too.”

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